Hello you lovely, lovely people.
An important part of Epiphany is the awarding of the coveted Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series Award. If you receive this award it's fair to say that you have topped out, you have achieved everything you will ever achieve in life, nothing you do in the future will ever better receiving the MEMWNS Award.
Here is what it looks like at the moment, sorry its a shit photo...
Should you win the Award the rulz state you have to add a little something to it which is personal to your good self. It is also required that the Award is proudly displayed in such a position in your house that all can see and admire it. In the past the partners of some recipients have said such things as "You're putting that heap of crap on the fucking mantlepiece!" Should this happen to you please refer your partner to a MEMWNS Elder, we have re-training programme, the problem will go away quickly and permanently. I should add that the Award has holes in its base which can be used to screw it to a mantlepiece.
Anyhow, the time has come for you to send your nominations for the 2022 winner to BFC who is the current holder. The current holder, BFC, is entirely responsible who 2022 holder should be, he can even give the ward to himself. You may nominate yourself, you may offer bribes and other inducements to BFC, your nominations can be as elaborate as you like. There's also no need to stick to the truth, lies, mis-information and fanciful notions are perfectly acceptable.
BFC will announce his decision and handover the Award during the evening segment of our Epiphany event.
Thank you for your time