Novel ways of canine attention-seeking.

[Wowbagger]

The dog has taken to dropping his ball neatly on my desk when I am sitting at the computer.

Sometimes he climbs half onto my lap and places it very carefully on the keyboard. Slime!

[Basil]

OK. Here's the non dog lover's response.  (Hopefully, this will be ballenced by further dog lovers replies.)

Have you tried hitting the dog repeatedly with a baseball bat?

[Jezza]

OK. Here's the non dog lover's response.  (Hopefully, this will be ballenced by further dog lovers replies.)

Have you tried hitting the dog repeatedly with a baseball bat?

LMAO

[mike]

my cat used to do that with his toys.  Then sit there and wait for me to throw them for him to fetch...

[Zoidburg]

I was awoken six times last night as I was sleeping on my brothers sofa

His huge black and white farm cat - one of the mutant strains found on farms that hunt and kill the super size rats - took to prodding me like a piece of bedding at the same time as oh so gentley attemting to slip its claws under my skin

[tonycollinet]

sounds like

YouTube - Simon's Cat  'Cat Man Do'