Want to commune with a living/deceased pet?

[Tom M]

Then this lady can help!

"I LOVE my name. Sometimes it means food!" Beni, a miniature Dachshund.
"I want a toy without catnip all over it." Bowie, a male cat.
"I don't need any new toys. I'll just steal Stumpy's." Skittles, a cat talking about her sister.

Pure gold.

[pcolbeck]

I liked this bit:

I am happy to sell world wide but English is the only language I speak.

So she can talk dog, cat and canary but French is beyond her