Daughter got replacement (refurb) zenbook, not as spiffing a model as the one that was stolen, but it was what could be afforded. After a few days, it died. Under warranty, so it went back.
She hadn't been happy with it, so after some umming and ahing, picked a lenovo yoga 3 instead, again a refurb.
That seemed much better. Two days later, she phones me up; "Dad, the fan is making an incredible racket, I can't even work it is so loud" I google while she is on phone, seems it is common issue . . .
Balls. Lenovo have screwed something up. Suggested fixes are either replacing bios but plausibly someone suggest a software fault results in multiple launches of rundll.exe causing CPU to heat up and kick fan into overdrive. bugger.