Windows 8.1. Oh dear.
I was expecting a bit of culture shock. I know it's going to be different from Windows 7. I expected that.
So, shiney new tablet running Windows 8.1.
First experience, setting up a user when you first turn the thing on. Nice screens guiding you through the process. You MUST create a microsoft account to create a new user. Grrr.
Put nice secure (PITA to type in) password onto account, as it's accessible online.
Wake machine up. Need to enter password. GRRRR! Everytime! WTSF!
Look online for way to turn off "Enter password on unlock" option. Can't find one. Only online solution that looks like it might work involves the command line (Come on MS, are you taking the piss now). I run the command, which shows a standard windows user management screen, which pops up a dialog box "This tool doesn't work in Windows 8.1, please use the user configuration screen in PC settings", which I looked at first and doesn't give anyway to turn off the requirement to enter a password on unlock.
Finally create another user account, and creating it this way allows me to do it without joining it to a MS online account, so I can unlock the thing without a password. Of course, most of the widgets on the "Start screen" require an MS account to work...
Still, a minor annoyance I think, just part of the setting up process and getting used to a whole new system.
Start using the thing. Nice screen. Install chrome on it, works well. Start typing something on a web site. On screen keyboard is shockingly bad. I'm so used to swype on Android, that a Keyboard so basic it doesn't even auto-capitilise the first letter of a new sentence seems so primitive. Absolutely no auto-correct at all.
See somewhere online that suggests Windows 8.1 does auto-suggest correct spelling. Can't find anywhere to change keyboard settings.
Manage to shutdown the thing by accident somehow, as a screen popped up saying "are you sure you want to shutdown? Swipe to continue". I swipe the opposite way to the way the arrow is pointing and the thing shuts down.
Start it up again and try and look for keyboard settings. Find the control panel (swipe in from the right hand side of the screen, of course!) but the only entries I can find are for the standard Windows keyboard controls (how long you press a key before it repeats) which requires a physical keyboard, or the accessability controls, which are nothing to do with the touch screen keyboard.
Try and look for anything, can't find it.
Very, very frustrating experience. Stuff isn't easy to find. Even googling and following screenshots often doesn't work, as stuff seems to move around and not be where it should be.
Having something so frustrating in such an easily lobable format is very dangerous.
I've used everything from Dos version 3 (different config.sys & autoexec.bat files for different programs to make the most of the available memory) through windows 3.0, 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, XP, 7. Linux versions from Slackware floppy sets, through redhat, debian, ubuntu, that one you compile from source that I can't remember the name of, many different versions. I found setting up a mixture of debian packages and compiled from source applications less frustrating than trying to use Windows 8.