* The photocopier (all-singing all-dancing, too clever by half - well cleverer than anyone in the office)
* The photocopier (and its apparently pointless and endless beeping that non-one can disable)
* The photocopier (it's not an impromtu meeting venue)
* The photocopier (it's 10 feet from my desk)
In the lab in which I started my PhD there was an old fashioned photocopier that made a load of noise. In a room reorganisation, our department secretary ended up in the same room. So she was constantly disturbed by people using this. A suitable location was identified to relocate the copier and the floor manager asked to arrange it, but the paperwork/decisions/meetings were too much.[1]
One night it magically grew legs and walked. The FM was furious. However, the paperwork/decisions/meetings were too much to have it moved back to where it had been.
Nobody knows how it moved[2]
[1] This was the same senior tech who, when asked why we didn't have full drench showers int eh new building replied that we had never needed them in the old one so wouldn't get them. I asked if anyone had ever used a wall mounted fire extinguisher in the old building, and if not, whether we would get rid of those in the new building too. We didn't always see eye to eye.
[2] This is a self evident untruth.