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Torslanda

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2900 on: 08 February, 2018, 08:56:59 am »
Oh! OK, then . . .
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Quote from: trekker12 on 16 July, 2016, 08:54:33 am
Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2901 on: 08 February, 2018, 09:25:48 am »
Quote from: Torslanda on 08 February, 2018, 08:56:59 am
Oh! OK, then . . .

Is it not just a little bit rich that an organisation with an exclusively male membership is now complaining about discrimination?
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Jaded

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2902 on: 08 February, 2018, 09:31:43 am »
To be fair you can have all female lodges

Somewhere else...
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Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2903 on: 12 February, 2018, 09:27:24 am »
Robert Peston.

I caught the opening of his 'Peston on Sunday' show last night. Does he expect to be take seriously after a performance like that, or is he aiming for a more TWTWTW vibe?
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2904 on: 14 February, 2018, 07:54:26 am »
The prospect of a lying, deceitful and imo completely dishonest establishment self-entitled brexidiot Bullingdon bully boy trying to TELL me to get behind his plan to further destabilise the UK and usurp Mayhem into the bargain just makes me want to vomit.

No thanks Bozo.  It's difficult to name anybody beside Trump and Farage who have even less credibility than you.

Cue long list below ...    ;)
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Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2905 on: 14 February, 2018, 09:11:19 am »
Oo, what has Blojo been saying now <fx:scurries of to investigate>
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2906 on: 14 February, 2018, 09:18:37 am »
Quote from: Beardy on 14 February, 2018, 09:11:19 am
Oo, what has Blojo been saying now <fx:scurries of to investigate>

He's planning to make a speech today calling for national unity in support of Brexit.

The irony is lost on the divisive, destructive, entirely self-interested arsehole.
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Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2907 on: 14 February, 2018, 09:23:03 am »
one does wonder why these politico types actually need to make speeches these days, as the script of said enunciation is generally 'leaked' via the electronic medja well before the event
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2908 on: 14 February, 2018, 09:35:07 am »
The only thing that self-indulgent weasel could say to reassure me on the topic of brexit would be to say that he is sincerely and extremely sorry, he got it badly wrong, he knowingly misled the public and that brexit must be cancelled immediately.

Then he must resign and do 10,000 hours of unpaid community service at the arse end in a care home.
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2909 on: 14 February, 2018, 09:52:50 am »
On top of all that, he's using (or will use*) the phrase "Reach Out." 

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* I know it's a lost battle, but the reporting of things that are yet to happen, especially politicians speeches, as news, is more than a bit annoying.
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Canardly

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2910 on: 14 February, 2018, 10:12:03 am »
'Cor talk about watching a slow motion train crash. I notice the word betrayal is in there, true to type.
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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2911 on: 14 February, 2018, 10:38:22 am »
Is there any chance we could stop defaming weasels? It's really not fair to compare them to that constantly lying halfwit.

If you want a thought exercise, try to imagine a piece of paper small enough to write all Boris's achievements on.
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Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2912 on: 14 February, 2018, 10:42:25 am »
Does he have children or has he spared the world his DNA?
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2913 on: 14 February, 2018, 11:21:43 am »
Quote from: ian on 14 February, 2018, 10:38:22 am
Is there any chance we could stop defaming weasels? It's really not fair to compare them to that constantly lying halfwit.

If you want a thought exercise, try to imagine a piece of paper small enough to write all Boris's achievements on.

Yes indeed.  Poor weasels.

As for my imagination:  I freely admit that it is not up to the task.
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Redlight

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2914 on: 14 February, 2018, 11:55:06 am »
Quote from: Beardy on 14 February, 2018, 10:42:25 am
Does he have children or has he spared the world his DNA?

Quite a few. Some with his wife.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2915 on: 14 February, 2018, 12:54:00 pm »
Quote from: Polar Bear on 14 February, 2018, 07:54:26 am
Cue long list below ...    ;)

May I start with hypocritical über-ponce Jacob Grease-Smugg?
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Canardly

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2916 on: 14 February, 2018, 01:21:37 pm »
Not to mention brexiteer campaign funders obtaining Maltese nationality for themselves and famille.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2917 on: 14 February, 2018, 01:37:03 pm »
Quote from: Beardy on 14 February, 2018, 09:11:19 am
Oo, what has Blojo been saying now <fx:scurries of to investigate>

He's planning to make a speech today calling for national unity in support of Brexit. Boris Johnson

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Kim

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2918 on: 14 February, 2018, 02:16:44 pm »
IRTA Borexit, which sounds like a much better idea.
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2919 on: 14 February, 2018, 02:51:03 pm »
Well, that was a right pile of superciliously smug brexcrement.  :sick:
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Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2920 on: 14 February, 2018, 06:02:57 pm »
Quote from: Redlight on 14 February, 2018, 11:55:06 am
Quote from: Beardy on 14 February, 2018, 10:42:25 am
Does he have children or has he spared the world his DNA?

Quite a few. Some with his wife.
POTD!

Quote from: Polar Bear on 14 February, 2018, 02:51:03 pm
Well, that was a right pile of superciliously smug brexcrement.  :sick:
Oh well, sounds like you've read it so I don't have to. That'll be good for my blood pressure....
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Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2921 on: 14 February, 2018, 06:11:36 pm »
Quote from: ian on 14 February, 2018, 10:38:22 am
Is there any chance we could stop defaming weasels?...



Even though they're stoats, grumble, grumble...
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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2922 on: 14 February, 2018, 07:57:35 pm »
I can't be bothered listening or reading any of the vacuous buffoonish that emits from Boris's blowhole, but how long did it take for him to invoke the 'will of the people?'
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Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2923 on: 14 February, 2018, 07:59:11 pm »
I saw on C4 News that it was used, but I don't know exactly when.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2924 on: 14 February, 2018, 07:59:50 pm »
I didn't listen either, but it's going to be great for carrots.  ORGANIC carrots!  Organic carrots WITH BLUE PASSPORTS!!1!

Or something.
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