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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #250 on: 01 June, 2010, 01:37:18 pm »
I just checked, and we already had this one a couple of pages back, but I still think he needs another mention.

Phillip "wing mirrors" Hammond - Super Twat
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #251 on: 01 June, 2010, 01:54:51 pm »
With the foopball World Cup fast approaching, it should be noted that the only people more twatty than the average foopballer is the average foopballer's wife / girlfriend, who is usually orange.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #252 on: 01 June, 2010, 03:04:57 pm »
With the foopball World Cup fast approaching, it should be noted that the only people more twatty than the average foopballer is the average foopballer's wife / girlfriend, who is usually orange.
What, he's married a footballer?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #253 on: 01 June, 2010, 03:46:01 pm »

I can't help wondering what his gorgeous doe-eyes would look like with my fingers jabbed in them.

Is that a sexual thing?

To some Broadmoor residents possibly.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #254 on: 01 June, 2010, 03:55:39 pm »
Does ANYONE like Piers Morgan?  Anyone at all?  Anyone, anywhere?  Even a tiny bit?
No.
Everyone despises him right?.  (Casully ruining lives of the innocent in his Mirror days).  He's like Little Lord Fauntleroy's spoilt brother.

So why is he on so many TV shows?  Who employs him?  Surely 5 minutes of market-research in any high-street would result in a 100% "Super Twat" rating.

The only reason I can think of to stop punching his pace would be the inevitable, and painful,  stress fractures to my arms after about 3 hours, just running out of energy, bonking if you will, or Piers running out of face to punch.






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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #255 on: 01 June, 2010, 06:14:52 pm »
My theory is that he spent his early career at The Scum collecting dirt on all the top TV execs...the affairs, the bungs, the goats etc.

Now it's payback time.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #256 on: 29 June, 2010, 09:56:10 pm »
Don't care if we've had him already:  Mark Lawrenson
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #257 on: 29 June, 2010, 10:00:36 pm »
Ronaldo. The boy who cried foul. And now his reputation has caught up with him. The look on his face when the ref didn't give a free-kick after Capdevila took him down was priceless.

Serves you right, twat-boy.  ;D

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #258 on: 29 June, 2010, 10:04:06 pm »
I see this week's b3ta image challange features one R. Littlejohn.  Not a vintage week, but this one made me chuckle (NSFW due to language):

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #259 on: 30 June, 2010, 06:16:03 pm »
Toby Young.  :sick:

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #260 on: 30 June, 2010, 06:19:18 pm »
Ronaldo. The boy who cried foul. And now his reputation has caught up with him. The look on his face when the ref didn't give a free-kick after Capdevila took him down was priceless.

Serves you right, twat-boy.  ;D

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He spat in the general direction of a cameraman afterwards too. Unpleasant.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #261 on: 30 June, 2010, 06:39:36 pm »
OK, not a celeb as such but did anyone watch Come Dine with Me last night? The bloke (Alex? he was the only 1 against 3 women) was the biggest arsehole I have ever encountered on British television*. Not only that, but he cooked pasta bake for his guests! That's what I've just made for Mrs Woofage and the peeps as fuel for the ride I'm going on a bit later. It's not dinner party grub ::-).

* I don't watch Big Brother
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #262 on: 01 July, 2010, 11:17:14 am »
David Tredinnick

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #263 on: 01 July, 2010, 11:18:35 am »
IDS

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #264 on: 01 July, 2010, 11:53:14 am »
Kenneth Clarke (Torysaurus venerabilis).

The Williams sisters.  STFU.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #265 on: 01 July, 2010, 12:21:49 pm »
I don't think we've had the man whose name I cannot even type as it will make me explode.

That fat, little, coke snorting, cheating fuck who now manages the Argentina football team.

Ginormous - TWAT!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #266 on: 01 July, 2010, 12:29:24 pm »
Would a 'high-five' help here Bobbers?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #267 on: 01 July, 2010, 12:35:00 pm »
I don't think we've had the man whose name I cannot even type as it will make me explode.

That fat, little, coke snorting, cheating fuck who now manages the Argentina football team.

Ginormous - TWAT!

Who might, under certain circumstances, be on the receiving end of the Hand Of Bobb.

Joak shamelessly stolen from Bob Wilson Anchorman.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #268 on: 01 July, 2010, 01:09:21 pm »
Who might, under certain circumstances, be on the receiving end of the Hand Of Bobb.

Excellent!! I don't think Teh Hand of Bobb would be quite as useful as The Bear, but it's a start!!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #269 on: 06 July, 2010, 02:04:49 pm »
Charles Moore.  Torygraph columnist, former editor of same and also The Spectator, constant dribbler about the BBC and twat of truly cyclopean proportions.

Except for the World Service, Mr Moore, the BBC is not publicly-funded.  Though it irks me that they apparently paid you fifty sovs to be on the Toady prog this morning.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #270 on: 06 July, 2010, 05:59:39 pm »
Don't care if we've had him before.

Alastair 'Just call me super fucking duper uber TWAT' Campbell.

For what he did for Tony B. Liar - TWAT

For appearing on Top Gear and failing to clock Clarkson was taking the piss - REAL TWAT

For what he did to Dr David Kelly - should be whipped and boiled and killed to death. - TOTAL AND UTTER TWAT ! ! ! !
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #271 on: 06 July, 2010, 06:19:27 pm »
But he did make mincemeat of Adam Boulton, and for that we should be thankful.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #272 on: 06 July, 2010, 08:19:51 pm »
I think it has been truly said that the British Press created Alastair Campbell and that they deserved what they got.  Basically, the Labour party looked at the way the press had treated Foot and Kinnock and decided that they were going to get their retaliation in first, from then on.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #273 on: 07 July, 2010, 02:03:48 pm »
Charles Moore.  Torygraph columnist, former editor of same and also The Spectator, constant dribbler about the BBC and twat of truly cyclopean proportions.


At least he is a cyclist then.  ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #274 on: 13 July, 2010, 09:44:32 pm »
This is a thread for listing those people in the public eye that you absolutely can not abide.

I'll kick off with Bear Grylls.

Bear Grylls - Super-Twat

I won't substantiate this opinion, I just believe it to be true.

I came rather late to this and had to check 19 pages to see if this had been posted already but substantiation

http://www.bats.org.uk/news.php/82/bct_response_to_bear_grylls_born_survivor

The Bat Conservation Trust (BCT) has been working with the international conservation and animal welfare community to investigate the footage of the TV presenter Bear Grylls smoking out, swatting and then stamping on bats in Asia. During the programme, several bats are killed deliberately and this was treated as a game.

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