Unable to make a payment from Lloyds to Natwest.
Speak to Lloyds (through to human in 3 minutes): "Yeah, we can't make fast payments to HSBC, BOS & Natworst at the moment, the problem isn't our end but we are checking our systems thoroughly anyway."
Speak to Natworst (through in 13 minutes having been told repeatedly they are experiencing higher than usual call volumes): "Dime bar?" followed by, having spoken to supervisor "No problems known our end".
So, who to believe?
[thinks for 2 femtoseconds]
Natworst you are USELESS.