Author Topic: Royal Wedding! (Read 61037 times)

Panoramix · « **Reply #325 on:** 29 April, 2011, 02:44:58 pm »

Miss Panoramix to me:

"Daddy, I don't want to go live in France because over there they don't have queens and princesses"

Eccentrica Gallumbits · « **Reply #326 on:** 29 April, 2011, 02:49:05 pm »

My friend's not quite three year old daughter - "mummy, who is going to marry me?" She was very put-out when her mum suggested she might want to wait until she's older!

ScumOfTheRoad · « **Reply #327 on:** 29 April, 2011, 03:01:22 pm »

A Sea King is orbiting over the Isle of Dogs.
Update - Sea King just departed upriver towards central London.

TV is making much of an "unusual" departure from Buckingham Palace.
I bet the couple will be picked up by helicopter. You heard it here first!

Wowbagger · « **Reply #328 on:** 29 April, 2011, 03:19:05 pm »

What we want to know is how long it will take them to kill this one off. That one's Basil's, by the way.

Eccentrica Gallumbits · « **Reply #329 on:** 29 April, 2011, 03:23:37 pm »

Once she's popped out a couple of kids and left him, I presume.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #330 on:** 29 April, 2011, 04:25:19 pm »

Halfway through the ceremony, little Miss Z says, "I'm bored of sitting here with you ordinary people."

rogerzilla · « **Reply #331 on:** 29 April, 2011, 04:33:06 pm »

b3ta.com board (safe for work, and rather charming)

kcass · « **Reply #332 on:** 29 April, 2011, 05:13:16 pm »

Pippa Middleton steals show at royal wedding - Scotsman.com News

Thank god - I thought it was only me that noticed

rogerzilla · « **Reply #333 on:** 29 April, 2011, 05:23:12 pm »

I did wonder if Harry would get squiffy and have a crack at her

Andyf · « **Reply #334 on:** 29 April, 2011, 05:27:35 pm »

Quote

Thank god - I thought it was only me that noticed

No you weren't, Yum, yum

onb · « **Reply #335 on:** 29 April, 2011, 05:30:02 pm »

Quote from: rogerzilla on 29 April, 2011, 05:23:12 pm

I did wonder if Harry would get squiffy and have a crack at her

I did wonder aloud to Mrs ONB whether Harry would get to shag the chief bridesmaid ,and was informed I had a wonderful way with words.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #336 on:** 29 April, 2011, 05:33:20 pm »

Chelsy is there, so he'd really be on the shit list if he tried.

mattc · « **Reply #337 on:** 29 April, 2011, 05:51:40 pm »

Quote from: rogerzilla on 29 April, 2011, 05:33:20 pm

Chelsy is there, so he'd really be on the shit list if he tried.

If you can't get away with stuff like that, what's the point in being royal?

Quite a neat pic-of-the-day on google:

http://www.google.co.uk/logos/2011/royalwedding11-hp.png

peliroja · « **Reply #338 on:** 29 April, 2011, 06:15:43 pm »

I thought that both the ladies in white looked rather skinny, mesen. $:-\$

rogerzilla · « **Reply #339 on:** 29 April, 2011, 06:39:31 pm »

This is not safe for work,so I've even hidden the URL. And disrespectful. And very naughty. But I laughed.

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Ray 6701 · « **Reply #340 on:** 29 April, 2011, 07:10:54 pm »

Quote from: rogerzilla on 29 April, 2011, 06:39:31 pm

This is not safe for work,so I've even hidden the URL. And disrespectful. And very naughty. But I laughed.

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b3ta.com board

geraldc · « **Reply #341 on:** 29 April, 2011, 08:50:31 pm »

Well they got a meme going Digital Life - Royal wedding's 'Frowning Flower Girl' rules Internet

Getting QILF to be a trending topic on twitter. Pure class
Digital Life - Royal wedding rules Twitter

interzen · « **Reply #342 on:** 29 April, 2011, 09:03:06 pm »

Quote from: geraldc on 29 April, 2011, 08:50:31 pm

Well they got a meme going Digital Life - Royal wedding's 'Frowning Flower Girl' rules Internet

This deserves a mention for the term "Cthulhu hat" alone

gonzo · « **Reply #343 on:** 29 April, 2011, 09:11:54 pm »

Quote from: Kirst on 29 April, 2011, 02:49:05 pm

My friend's not quite three year old daughter - "mummy, who is going to marry me?" She was very put-out when her mum suggested she might want to wait until she's older!

Not just three year old girls; for the last couple of weeks it's been particularly easy to pick up >20year old girls!

spindrift · « **Reply #344 on:** 29 April, 2011, 10:38:19 pm »

Quisling · « **Reply #345 on:** 29 April, 2011, 10:41:51 pm »

Quote from: spindrift on 29 April, 2011, 10:38:19 pm

She is Skeletor in a ginger wig AICMFP

Jaded · « **Reply #346 on:** 30 April, 2011, 12:04:34 am »

It was funny seeing her hunched forward in the car. She hadn't calculated that the hat would be too tall for her to sit up in the car.

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #347 on:** 30 April, 2011, 12:17:31 am »

Quote from: Wowbagger on 29 April, 2011, 08:05:18 am

At 4am there was a police raid on Mal Volio's field. And Boris is a bloody skinflint for spending only £500 on a tandem. But doesn't the Mail see the delicious irony in criticising such a gesture as "an inappropriate use of public money"?

Nightfly · « **Reply #348 on:** 30 April, 2011, 03:51:37 am »

Would like to know what Harry said in his best man's speech .....................

Wowbagger · « **Reply #349 on:** 30 April, 2011, 04:52:19 am »

That he wanted to annex Poland?

Author Topic: Royal Wedding! (Read 61037 times)

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