Bears!

[Cudzoziemiec]

Actually, that's a bloody good question:  What *do* earwigs eat? 

Oh really, don't you know?

Parma Ham, Weetabix and lampshades.

Oh no, I think you'll find it's woodlice that eat Weetabix. That would explain why there are so many in our kitchen.

[Arch]

Actually, that's a bloody good question:  What *do* earwigs eat? 

Oh really, don't you know?

Parma Ham, Weetabix and lampshades.

Oh no, I think you'll find it's woodlice that eat Weetabix. That would explain why there are so many in our kitchen.

I imagine that Weetabix, like grass, can support many different appetites...

I mean, we eat them too!

[Cudzoziemiec]

Weetabix is grass! Well, very nearly...

[Kim]

I always thought it was closer to concrete mix...

[Cudzoziemiec]

That's remains of scrambled egg. The only thing, besides cockroaches and Sustrans bollards, that will survive the end of the world.

[nobby]

After Literida had his chocolate nibbled in the middle of the night by a hedgehog at Winchcombe I came up with a plan to protect mine; I eat it before I go to sleep. It has worked well. No losses to report.