John Wayne in Lover's Lane, making whoopee with his squawBut his bullet belt keeps a-gettin' in the way, it's making his life a boreSo she says to him, "Take off that thingIt's getting right between us.""Now listen, honeyI can't do that not even for you!""My sweetness, now Big John, if that's a fact,Then how d'you propose we do our act?If that's the way it's gonna be, Get the hell out of my tepee!""Now speckled hen just stop your squawkin'Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talkingI know a trick we ought to tryTurn right over, you'll know why..."
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel