No more bicycle themed tat please. Just because it's got a bicycle on it doesn't make it not tat.
A pair of cuff links with little bicycles on. Wtf? A tie clip with a bicycle on. Wtf would I use that for?
Bicycle calendars, bicycle note books, nasty aftershave with a bicycle on the label, etc.
And for dog's sake, no more bloody socks with bicycles on them. I've already got a drawer full.
People get very pleased with themselves with their 'personalised gifts'. I think it just shows that they don't know me at all. They think of me and all they see is 'bicycle'.