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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4150 on: 14 January, 2021, 12:36:09 am »
Bailey is living proof that “Gammon” is not a racist pejorative.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4151 on: 14 January, 2021, 07:09:20 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4152 on: 14 January, 2021, 07:59:46 pm »
Actually, the fish are happier because there's little danger of being caught any time soon. :demon:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4153 on: 14 January, 2021, 08:37:30 pm »
Is it wrong of me to hope that rufty-tufty hairy-arsed Scottish fisherman interviewed on the box earlier actually makes good on his promise to dump truckloads of unexportable marine comestibles outside the Westminster Gas Works?

[“No. No, it is not.” – Ed.]
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4154 on: 14 January, 2021, 08:45:22 pm »
I was watching him earlier and thinking that the haunted pencil wouldn't be able to understand a word..,
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4155 on: 15 January, 2021, 05:39:45 pm »
Craig Ross
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4156 on: 17 January, 2021, 12:06:01 pm »
Not fast & rarely furious

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4157 on: 17 January, 2021, 01:16:03 pm »
Robert Jenrick and the rest of the fascist government.

So heart-warming to discover that they would spend time legislating for the preservation of statues of their ancestors and their type who have enslaved and exploited millions of people around the world in preference to for instance sorting out proper food supplies for hungry poor children or providing the right levels of PPE for people who deserve to have statues of themselves (if anybody ever does) for their real and ongoing humanitarian efforts.

Jenrick is a s welcome as a turd in the bath tub.

tiermat

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4158 on: 19 January, 2021, 02:17:12 pm »
Lord Sumption.    https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1350762750327271424?s=20

Just read his comments about lives, and relative values.

Cnut doesn't even come close to describing him.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4159 on: 20 January, 2021, 12:32:34 pm »
Roger Daltrey. Brexiteering dickhead, now moaning about visa requirements for touring in the EU. Tool.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4160 on: 20 January, 2021, 01:00:44 pm »
Add Van Morrison to the list.  Trying to get the ban on live music overturned in NI.  https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/van-morrison-northern-ireland-covid-live-music-ban-b1789872.html
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4161 on: 20 January, 2021, 08:25:28 pm »
Roger Daltrey. Brexiteering dickhead, now moaning about visa requirements for touring in the EU. Tool.

I think you can add nonce book researcher Pete Townsend to that.




citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4162 on: 21 January, 2021, 09:56:42 am »
Roger Daltrey. Brexiteering dickhead, now moaning about visa requirements for touring in the EU. Tool.





Fuck off, you jingoistic trout-farming twat.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4163 on: 27 January, 2021, 10:23:26 am »
Thérèse Coffey, the obese, alcoholic, smoker that is masquerading as Secretary of State for Work and Pensions...

...who blames people being are 'old' and 'fat' for the world-beating Covid death rate in the UK.

I do hope that in this case karma really is a bitch!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4164 on: 27 January, 2021, 01:56:24 pm »
Got to be these 2. Sneaking off on a private plane for covid vaccinations. Got rumbled, guy loses his job. expensive trip out then

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/26/americas/canada-exec-yukon-coronavirus-vaccine-trnd/index.html

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4165 on: 27 January, 2021, 03:17:03 pm »
Got to be these 2. Sneaking off on a private plane for covid vaccinations. Got rumbled, guy loses his job. expensive trip out then

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/26/americas/canada-exec-yukon-coronavirus-vaccine-trnd/index.html
Apparently the vaccination site was quite some distance from the airport.

When the locals rumbled, they refused to transport this couple to the airport. So they had to walk.

I hope they were in unsuitable shoes and it was a very long walk.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4166 on: 27 January, 2021, 06:26:39 pm »
It's a couple of miles from the airport to what passes for the town and I imagine it’s pretty parky up there at this time of year.  Ten degrees and raining when I stayed there in 2018, but that was August.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4167 on: 27 January, 2021, 10:21:39 pm »
Desmond Swayne, again, for winding up the Covid denier conspiranutters.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4168 on: 28 January, 2021, 08:25:34 pm »
Hello!  I'm a self-entitled she-cock! I've just also just been to Egypt and should be self-isolating.  But it’s my birthday, so there's five grand in it for you if you turn a blind eye and switch off the CCTV!  I'm TV's Rita Ora, and I’m a Super-Twat!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4169 on: 29 January, 2021, 12:53:03 pm »
Hello!  I'm a self-entitled she-cock! I've just also just been to Egypt and should be self-isolating.  But it’s my birthday, so there's five grand in it for you if you turn a blind eye and switch off the CCTV!  I'm TV's Rita Ora, and I’m a Super-Twat!

And she stiffed the bloke who "facilitated" it for her, the ungrateful TV Personality.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4170 on: 29 January, 2021, 06:33:12 pm »
Hello!  I'm a self-entitled she-cock! I've just also just been to Egypt and should be self-isolating.  But it’s my birthday, so there's five grand in it for you if you turn a blind eye and switch off the CCTV!  I'm TV's Rita Ora, and I’m a Super-Twat!

And she stiffed the bloke who "facilitated" it for her, the ungrateful TV Personality.

I only discovered that after posting, sad to say.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4174 on: 30 January, 2021, 09:48:31 pm »