Downtube - The result of undertraining, underpreparation and under the table the night before
Seat Stay - Control with slow service and very comfortable seating
Chain Stay - McDonalds, Motorway Services, etc...
Bottom Bracket - Adherents to the Jack Eason style of riding
Braze On - Fellow rider who tells you in realtime detail of the last time they did this ride (double points if they tell you about riding it with you)
Headset - A real determination to make the next control by a certain time
A-Headset - A real determination to make the next control before the rider you can see up the road in front of you
Canti-brakes - The panic inducing descending style of a fellow rider