Apparently Carlisle United won a foopball match at the weekend by scoring lots of goals, and are through to the next round of the FA cup of foopball. Rob Bonnet interviewed their manager on the wireless yesterday.
RB: So, I imagine you'd like a tie against the likes of Liverpool or Man Utd in the next round Mr Manager? Preferably at home?
MM: Oh aye, but we'd rather play it away than at home.
RB: *knowing chuckle* Well, yes, you'll get more money out of it that way, won't you?
MM: It's not so much that, more that the water's up over our crossbars at the moment.
RB: Oh gosh, really? That's quite deep...