Author Topic: What to do with half a pint of Guinness? (Read 3215 times)

FatBloke · « **on:** 05 February, 2009, 04:35:16 pm »

Half the can has gone into the beef stew for tonight's dinner. What should I do with the rest?

Wascally Weasel · « **Reply #1 on:** 05 February, 2009, 04:35:42 pm »

Christmas pudding!

Jacomus · « **Reply #2 on:** 05 February, 2009, 04:36:43 pm »

Shove it in there too. Dur.

токамак · « **Reply #3 on:** 05 February, 2009, 04:36:55 pm »

I would have necked it already...

αdαmsκι · « **Reply #4 on:** 05 February, 2009, 04:37:58 pm »

Aidan · « **Reply #5 on:** 05 February, 2009, 04:40:21 pm »

throw it down the sink?

Charlotte · « **Reply #6 on:** 05 February, 2009, 04:40:26 pm »

Quote from: FatBloke on 05 February, 2009, 04:35:16 pm

Half the can has gone into the beef stew for tonight's dinner. What should I do with the rest?

A half drunk can in your hand and you don't know what to do?

Are you feeling quite alright, Fattersbehesitant?

Jezza · « **Reply #7 on:** 05 February, 2009, 04:51:35 pm »

Wash your hair with it. Gives body, apparently.

FatBloke · « **Reply #8 on:** 05 February, 2009, 04:58:18 pm »

Quote from: Aidan on 05 February, 2009, 04:40:21 pm

throw it down the sink?

This suggestion is by ffar the most sensible option so far!

FatBloke · « **Reply #9 on:** 05 February, 2009, 04:59:05 pm »

Quote from: Jezza on 05 February, 2009, 04:51:35 pm

Wash your hair with it. Gives body, apparently.

I have no hair!

Please refer to avatar!

Phil · « **Reply #10 on:** 05 February, 2009, 06:01:13 pm »

And you've never felt the need for more volume in your pubes?

Adrian · « **Reply #11 on:** 05 February, 2009, 06:19:03 pm »

Practice pouring Guinness shandy

Regulator · « **Reply #12 on:** 05 February, 2009, 06:26:16 pm »

Quote from: Phil on 05 February, 2009, 06:01:13 pm

And you've never felt the need for more volume in your pubes?

I understand that Fattersbenonhirsute went a little OTT with the whole cyclist leg shaving thing. Apparently, it's difficult to decide where to stop...

Jaded · « **Reply #13 on:** 05 February, 2009, 06:54:05 pm »

Quote from: Phil on 05 February, 2009, 06:01:13 pm

And you've never felt the need for more volume in your pubes?

Imagines an RSM about to give a blow-job.

Jurek · « **Reply #14 on:** 05 February, 2009, 06:57:44 pm »

This thread has gone on for long enough.

Pour it into an envelope and send it to me.

I'll find a use for it.

delthebike · « **Reply #15 on:** 05 February, 2009, 07:08:57 pm »

Quote from: jurek on 05 February, 2009, 06:57:44 pm

Pour it into an envelope and send it to me.

It'll be flat!

Kathy · « **Reply #16 on:** 05 February, 2009, 07:16:52 pm »

Make chocolate stout cake.*

*Green & Black's chocolate recipe book.

Jurek · « **Reply #17 on:** 05 February, 2009, 07:19:38 pm »

Quote from: delthebike on 05 February, 2009, 07:08:57 pm

Quote from: jurek on 05 February, 2009, 06:57:44 pm
Pour it into an envelope and send it to me.
It'll be flat!

Not if he uses a really baggy envelope.

Jaded · « **Reply #18 on:** 05 February, 2009, 07:53:40 pm »

...and writes "Please do not shake!" on it.

SteveC · « **Reply #19 on:** 05 February, 2009, 08:53:02 pm »

Quote from: FatBloke on 05 February, 2009, 04:35:16 pm

Half the can has gone into the beef stew for tonight's dinner. What should I do with the rest?

If you really don't want to drink it, put the other half in the stew as well.

S