An emergency trip to Edinburgh, to fettle the flat.To be read in a Pam Ayres voice, (but the metre is inspired by the railway pomes of TS Eliot and WH Auden):Message in WhatsappNeighbours in painThe smoke alarm's soundingI'm off on the trainSmoke alarm silencedNo fire was foundJust as well reallyToo long to respondStudents have been hereThe place is a routDishwasher emptiedBins taken outLunch from the DeliFresh as you pleaseRun for the trainAnd I make it with ease!