Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version

[Paul]

Looked like the sign of the cross to me, but never seen it done like that before.

[Mrs Pingu]

Huzzah!
Well done & all teh kumquats to ML Maire for another 3 weeks of entertainments

[Pingu]

Yes,  to P@nd3m1c Pr0duckt10nz. We can get our chimney swept now

[T42]

Yay! 0zc4rz ==> P@nd3m1c Pr0duckt10nz!  Must get a M1k7ur050f7 l337 compiler 1 ov 7heze daz.

Gawd, that would have driven old Geordie Drennan, my English master, round the twist.

[CommuteTooFar]

Stop this thread right now.  Its over, apart from secret drug discoveries in six years time. Return on 24th August when cycling goes to Spain.  Completely different race eg Pau-Pau timetrial.

[T42]

51lly m3, 17'5 b33n d0n3 4lr34dy.

http://www.robertecker.com/hp/research/leet-converter.php

[Mr Larrington]

We note with approval that *** set his holibobs video on tonight's highlights show to a ditty by J Brel.  If you're reading this at the lurk, ***, we don't really think you're an idiot

No Vuelta because PP is off to USAnia on the 29th.  You'd think they'd know by now.

[spesh]

Pffft. The Vuelta's just a "fish and chips" race, or maybe chicken in a basquet...

[Mr Larrington]

So iz tiem 4 teh Utterly Subjective P@nd3m1c Pr0duckt10nz^TM® Tour Ov France Awards 2019 4 Things ITV4 Can't Spell, Pronounce or Sho B4 Teh Watershedde!

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Teh P@nd3m1c Pr0duckt10nzTM® Man Ov Teh Match:	J Alaphilippe.
Honourable mention:	TD Gendt.
Teh Super D Millar Bakelite Hipsta Beard 4 Teh Worst Barnet:	D Oss. ["Fix!!1!" - *** Boulting.]
ML Maire's Special Wossname 4 M Smith's Most Entertaining Hostage:	Dokta Hutch. Agane
Preis Verschleierung der Übertreibung:	E Buchmann.
Leichtgläubigste Mutti-Pokal:	Frau Buchmann.
Radio 3 Decomposer Ov Teh Week:	J Brel.
Le Sac à Main d'Or G Moscon:	L Rowe & T Martin (joint award).
Trofej CP Sagan 4 Most Creative Use Ov Teh Word "Crazy":	No award this yr chiz.
Teh SO Hara Flounce Ov Teh Race:	R Dennis.
Teh TD Gendt Prize 4 Futile Breakery:	S Risotto. And not even teh Super-Combativité Prize 2 sho 4 it.
Le Prix P Liggett 4 Teh Most Mispronounced Naem Ov Teh Race:	T Skujins. Agane
Teh Baldrick Award 4 Cunning Planz:	T Moviestar's Neural Network
El Premio Brexit-Waste Ov Money (Team):	TD Data. Teh silly fkrs.
El Premio Brexit-Waste Ov Money (Induhvidual):	I Saccharine, teh sneeky fukn Russian.
Dishonourable mention:	A Greipel teh goriler ov 3b ["MUNKEH!!1!" - Omnes.]
Birb Ov Teh Month:	Teh stork. S-T-O-R-K. Teh Stork.
S Hucksterbee-Slanders Alternative Fakt Cup:	TV's *** Boulting, 4 teh firm, & wrong, assertion that Nogweegie Corner had gone teh way ov teh dodo.
Vic & Bob Award 4 Interviews In Teh Style Ov A Club Singer:	A Yates.
Honourable mention:	S Yates.

[Ham]

Will M Kitteh be available to commentate on next year's offering?

[Mr Larrington]

M Kitteh: No. I iz goin' fishin'. I liek fish! Also, miaow!