When I was about 13 I bought a pack of 'Playing Cards' from the local joke shop. In fact it was a box containing a 9v battery and a step-up transformer designed to shock the victim of the 'joke' when they opened the box of cards. I tried it as soon as I got home. I still bloody remember the 'joke' vividly 33 years later and as such never want to see what being Tasered is like. I've seen videos of 25 stone nutters on PCP being reduced to screaming jellies on the pavement by a Taser. I'm happy to assume that it's a fairly painful and incapacitiating experience.If I want to end up screaming on the floor whilst soiling myself I'll go to a Chris DeBurgh concert.
