I can cover the news between now and the wedding:Why It Is A Great Thing That Royals Are RoyalsWhen Kate Will SprogWhy William Should / Shouldn't MarryKate: Shrieking Harpie Out To Bag PrinceKate: Princess Of Our HeartsKate: Rich Overprivileged BratKate: Just One Of UsKate: Is She Too Fat For A Royal Wedding?Kate: Is She Too Thin For A Royal Wedding?Kate In Pregnancy ShockerKate Not Pregnant - ShockerKate: Newly Papped Pics! (exclusive: Daily Mail)Kate: Let's Hope She's Better Than That Slag DianaKate: Can She Ever Replace Diana?Now you've seen the headlines you don't need to see the news for the next six months.