Author Topic: What's in your bedside table?  (Read 5605 times)

Zed43

  • prefers UK hills over Dutch mountains
Re: What's in your bedside table?
« Reply #75 on: 06 August, 2021, 09:47:30 am »
I think there's a subgenre of p0rn for everything, the creativity of the human sexual drive has no limits.
Also known as Rule 34 :)

In my bed side drawer: earplugs, sleep mask, gadget to electrocute mosquitos, toy gun to shoot foam darts

quixoticgeek

  • Mostly Harmless
Re: What's in your bedside table?
« Reply #76 on: 06 August, 2021, 10:21:45 am »
I think there's a subgenre of p0rn for everything, the creativity of the human sexual drive has no limits.
Also known as Rule 34 :)

In my bed side drawer: earplugs, sleep mask, gadget to electrocute mosquitos, toy gun to shoot foam darts

For when you want to give the mossies a fighting chance?

J
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Zed43

  • prefers UK hills over Dutch mountains
Re: What's in your bedside table?
« Reply #77 on: 06 August, 2021, 10:36:38 am »
To express my displeasure when I wake in the middle of the night because my cat makes a ruckus ;D Not seen any use recently as the current overlord has not yet learned (or is not interested) to rattle the shoji doors. That's pretty much the only internal/external noise that'll wake me when using earplugs.