I would build a shrine to Margaret Thatcher! 
I'd pay for a no-expense-spared funeral for Margaret Thatcher.
The best of everything and extremely tastefully done.
Whether she was actually dead or not is irrelevant. I've paid for a big hole in the ground and she's damn well going into it.
Naturally, I'd make sure a priest filled the lead-lined coffin with garlic and crucifixes. You can't be too careful as a stake thru the place where a heart would normally be isn't always fatal.
I was thinking of having a rather specially designed coffin lid, something like this
