Author Topic: What's on your Christmas tree? (Read 3315 times)

Cudzoziemiec · « **on:** 21 December, 2009, 09:29:48 am »

Ours is decorated with an octopus, a squid, a great white shar, a killer whale, a dolphin and a blue whale. Little Cudzo is into sea creatures.

Moloko · « **Reply #1 on:** 21 December, 2009, 11:34:43 am »

Did you decorate it so on porpoise?

clarion · « **Reply #2 on:** 21 December, 2009, 11:35:15 am »

That's just how it was when the tide went out

Moloko · « **Reply #3 on:** 21 December, 2009, 11:39:29 am »

Keep the sea horses in a OK coral.

clarion · « **Reply #4 on:** 21 December, 2009, 11:44:06 am »

Watch out you don't get any Japanese vessels near your tree. Whales & sharks need to take care.

Moloko · « **Reply #5 on:** 21 December, 2009, 11:45:58 am »

Take a boat ride around The Needles.

Greenbank · « **Reply #6 on:** 21 December, 2009, 11:47:06 am »

Quote from: clarion on 21 December, 2009, 11:35:15 am

That's just how it was when the tide went out

The Yule Tide?

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #7 on:** 21 December, 2009, 11:50:12 am »

The crab and lobster got left off, for some reason. Maybe they got pincers and needles?

Moloko · « **Reply #8 on:** 21 December, 2009, 11:50:45 am »

Quote from: Cudzoziemiec on 21 December, 2009, 09:29:48 am

Ours is decorated with an octopus, a squid, a great white shark, a killer whale, a dolphin and a blue whale. Little Cudzo is into sea creatures.

I think you're gonna need a bigger tree.

HTFB · « **Reply #9 on:** 21 December, 2009, 11:53:33 am »

Quote from: Cudzoziemiec on 21 December, 2009, 11:50:12 am

The crab and lobster got left off, for some reason. Maybe they got pincers and needles?

The truly dreadful jokes thread is over there.

Jaded · « **Reply #10 on:** 21 December, 2009, 11:57:03 am »

Green lights on one side and red on the other?

clarion · « **Reply #11 on:** 21 December, 2009, 11:58:16 am »

Everyone likes a little port at Christmas

Moloko · « **Reply #12 on:** 21 December, 2009, 11:59:39 am »

Quote from: Cudzoziemiec on 21 December, 2009, 11:50:12 am

The crab and lobster got left off, for some reason. Maybe they got pincers and needles?

I'd much rather have crabs and lobsters than have a Moby Dick.

Bledlow · « **Reply #13 on:** 21 December, 2009, 12:46:16 pm »

Quote from: Cudzoziemiec on 21 December, 2009, 09:29:48 am

Ours is decorated with an octopus, a squid, a great white shar, a killer whale, a dolphin and a blue whale.

No narwhals?

Charlotte · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 December, 2009, 12:57:24 pm »

RRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #15 on:** 21 December, 2009, 01:01:02 pm »

Don't give him ideas! He's already asking for a pirate ship and costume - not for Christmas, but for his birthday (which is not for about 6 months...)

Wowbagger · « **Reply #16 on:** 21 December, 2009, 01:02:29 pm »

We haven't got a christmas tree. Haven't bought one for a few years now.

Moloko · « **Reply #17 on:** 21 December, 2009, 01:02:37 pm »

Quote from: Cudzoziemiec on 21 December, 2009, 01:01:02 pm

Don't give him ideas! He's already asking for a pirate ship and costume - not for Christmas, but for his birthday (which is not for about 6 months...)

Are you shore?

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 December, 2009, 01:06:06 pm »

No, in fact I'm all at sea.

Moloko · « **Reply #19 on:** 21 December, 2009, 01:07:00 pm »

Quote from: Cudzoziemiec on 21 December, 2009, 01:06:06 pm

No, in fact I'm all at sea.

Life's a beach!

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #20 on:** 21 December, 2009, 01:20:38 pm »

You are a bad vet and I claim my sick squid!

Moloko · « **Reply #21 on:** 21 December, 2009, 01:26:09 pm »

Looks like your sick squid could do with all the kelp it can get.

Regulator · « **Reply #22 on:** 21 December, 2009, 02:36:06 pm »

We don't have a Christmas tree...

...or any Christmas decorations (other than a bowl of festive pot pourri).

numbnuts · « **Reply #23 on:** 21 December, 2009, 02:41:17 pm »

I haven't got a Christmas tree either I don't even put my cards up, there's no point when you live on your own

jogler · « **Reply #24 on:** 21 December, 2009, 06:28:43 pm »

We have fairy on top of our tree