Johnny Depp's back on the market

[Auntie Helen]

Oops, I misread your original post! Yes, I am straight, so I guess that explains why I don't like him. Too androgynous for me - it's not a look that works for me.

[Kim]

Nope, that's Cillian Murph

's alright.  Cute and knows how to handle zombies.  What's not to like?

[Woofage]

Johnny Depp made an appearance in The Fast Show. To me that makes him practically sub-zero

[Jaded]

What has his back done to deserve being sold off?

[LEE]

I'd just like to place on record the fact that I know who both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are, and I think I might even recognise them if I saw a photo of them.

I think that despite "turning Lesbians straight" and "straight men gay", this may be Johnny Depp's greatest single achievement.

Wowbagger has heard of him. 

This puts him up there with the 3 other people Wowbagger has heard of from modern popular culture, Neil Armstrong, Pontius Pilate and Postman Pat.

[Kim]

Probably best not to mention Pat's helicopter licence, thobut...

[rogerzilla]

I'd just like to place on record the fact that I know who both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are, and I think I might even recognise them if I saw a photo of them.

I think that despite "turning Lesbians straight" and "straight men gay", this may be Johnny Depp's greatest single achievement.

Wowbagger has heard of him. 

This puts him up there with the 3 other people Wowbagger has heard of from modern popular culture, Neil Armstrong, Pontius Pilate and Postman Pat.

Yebbut Wow thinks Neil Armstrong was Lance's dad.

[Oscar's dad]

I'd just like to place on record the fact that I know who both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are, and I think I might even recognise them if I saw a photo of them.

I think that despite "turning Lesbians straight" and "straight men gay", this may be Johnny Depp's greatest single achievement.

Wowbagger has heard of him. 

This puts him up there with the 3 other people Wowbagger has heard of from modern popular culture, Neil Armstrong, Pontius Pilate and Postman Pat.

Very funny!  But, are these people cool enough to have heard of our Wow?  Or have spent the night with him, as have I plus many others?

[Eccentrica Gallumbits]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing too. The trashiest gossip I have heard about it so far is that Katie Holmes walked in on Tom Cruise in bed with David Beckham. 

[Exit Stage Left]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing too. The trashiest gossip I have heard about it so far is that Katie Holmes walked in on Tom Cruise in bed with David Beckham. 

That's all across the net. In bed with Wayne Rooney would be funnier.

[mattc]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing too.

Was that part of her childhood dream too?

[ I don't get the Beckham thing - should I ask Wowbagger to explain? ]

[Wowbagger]

Explain what?