I just turned on the box (I wanted some background noise), and found that the Eurovision semi-final is being broadcast.
As ever it's a bit strange ...
So far I've seen Belgium with a technically impressive a capella arrangement, which I can't say I liked.
Slovakia had a couple of blonde hottie twins, which was nice eye candy.
Moldova was just downright weird, with a unicyclists, and pointed hats which made them look like some sort of strange garden gnomes.