Probably me again, but one of my colleagues was commenting on my conspicuous fruit consumption. You eat a lot of fruit, say she – gives it a moment's thought – like a bat.
Sometimes I eat moths too, I cheerily reply, just well, because.
At that moment, our CEO's lieutenant and chief executioner pops up from behind the desk partition, looks at us, shakes her head, says nothing and backs away.
For the record, I don't eat moths, I do eat a lot of fruit, and hanging upside down makes me dizzy.