I had the front door open for ventilation earlier as I was using gloss paint. Some sober-sounding BloodyStudents walk past, evidently reminiscing about the good old days of drunken debauchery with complete disregard for the spread of infectious diseases:
"Do you remember that time Leo pissed in his[1] ear?"
"Yeah, and he put [INAUDIBLE] under his foreskin..."
I'm guessing medical students. Or rugball players. Or rugball-playing medical students...
[1] Unlear as to whether this means Leo's own ear or that of a third party. Also unsure as to which is worse.