Right, I feel a bit of a rant coming on:
The Blair Witch Project. It's still shite. The thing about US teen horror flicks is that you *want* the monster to get them.
Why on EARTH did you watch it again?!? You hated it, and this time you knew what was going to happen, so that takes away ANY fear/suspense it might have had. Pointless.
Same goes for Clovershitefield and the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Repulsive characters throughout, who spend all their time walking backwards into darkened rooms, talking at the top of their voices, running around screaming,
Daft lazy generalization there. The 'TCM' remake couldn't be more different to the other two. Blair Witch was highly original, Cloverfield slightly more derivative but still highly refreshing.
and mostly doing absolutely nothing realistic like, oh… say running away? I couldn't wait to see them all eaten/dismembered/cooked/whatever.
But! But! The best bit of the film is where the characters run like hell, shitting themselves at some unseen horror.
I'm not even sure you watched the film
And breathe, Matt ....
Disagree strongly, genuinely suspenseful and creepy and I saw it after reading all the hype.
Well said that man
The others are just WRONG, WRONG I tell ye!