No, no, Officer! I just went the wrong way on a roundabout last summer and have been trying to get home ever since!
Er... which way is Brest?
Not a caption.Even just a few weeks ago, if someone had told me "cycling will soon become an illegal activity", I would have replied "you are completely mad".
I'd arrest you - but I don't want to touch you. Could you please arrest yourself, but ensure you remain 2m from my van at all times.