For a start, the EC's linux netbook has gone to his dad's to get sorted, since I don't actually have a working account on it and can do nowt with it so he is now computerless. And the games he is currently obsessing about are windows ones which will only work on his brother's desktop. There's a lot of politics.
And the wii remotes, keyboard, mouse, and mobile are currently all confiscated.
More coffee, btw.