Sloe Gin. My cockle is extremely cold after my ride home and I'm attempting to warm it!
Dinner is a slap-up celebratory meal at the local curry house in honour of my daughter's 16th birthday, which will inevitably require beer, including my daughter's first legal alcohol on licensed premises!
Ah yes! I have a daughter with a birthday today. MHR to your issue!
Mrs. Wow asks why you have only the one cockle to warm.
Dez says "One cockle does not a pawn film make!" I think perhaps he was being rude, although what that's got to do with chess I don't know.