Paint companies. When you put the word, "grey" in the name you give to a paint I expect to see something that looks grey, a bit like the label on the tin, you know? So why the hell did it, despite lots of careful stirring before application, look like PRU blue*? It's a kitchen you muppets, not a MK XIX Spitfire. Some wasted hours, four coats of white and one throughly annoyed and justifiably disappointed MrsLurker later the situation is recovered (haa haa).
So, anyone want two cans of "Coastal Grey"? One unopened, one barely used. Free if you can be arsed to collect it. Bottom RH corner of gloucestercestershire.
*Yes, we did buy a sample pot and try it out.