Author Topic: Caption it #1914  (Read 418 times)

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Caption it #1914
« on: 03 December, 2021, 03:08:28 pm »


a seasonally themed caption competition . . .

Re: Caption it #1914
« Reply #1 on: 03 December, 2021, 04:32:43 pm »
Out of the way please. There's a train coming through as soon as we've finished laying the line.

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption it #1914
« Reply #2 on: 03 December, 2021, 04:38:36 pm »
"Good Afternoon, I'm the Serpentine Customer Service Assistant. We hope you are enjoying your drowning this afternoon?"
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #1914
« Reply #3 on: 03 December, 2021, 04:47:35 pm »
"...and if you find any long or difficult words, you can always ask an adult ."

Re: Caption it #1914
« Reply #4 on: 03 December, 2021, 04:56:02 pm »
Today’s word is asphyxiation.  Now dive down and retrieve the abandoned bike.

T42

  • Patron saint of the dry joint
Re: Caption it #1914
« Reply #5 on: 03 December, 2021, 05:11:01 pm »
The young Rasputin undergoes survival training.
But they never got to Carcassonne.

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
  • Custard Wallah
    • Mr Larrington's Automatic Diary
Re: Caption it #1914
« Reply #6 on: 03 December, 2021, 06:12:06 pm »
Couldn’t you have just gone to Dignitas, you little oik?
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

Wowbagger

  • Sylph
    • Musings of a Gentleman Cyclist
Re: Caption it #1914
« Reply #7 on: 05 December, 2021, 12:29:50 am »
"Hang on... Aren't you Priti Patel? Drown, you fucker!"
Bach without a doubt.

sprogs

  • from your big sister, Steve.
Re: Caption it #1914
« Reply #8 on: 05 December, 2021, 06:13:20 pm »
Because of his failing eyesight, Johnny Morris mistook Little jimmy for a duck, gave him a piece of bread, quacked loudly and retreated back down the ladder.