Caption It #1975

[Jaded]

(from The Telegraph)

[Hot Flatus]

[orienteer]

Wrong end mate

[Jaded]

I'm increasing the average IQ of the Cabinet by making this one Minister for Agriculture.

[Mr Larrington]

A best-in-show producer of bullshit, and Daisy

[meddyg]

"The bull, the bull is the biggest of all.
He is the boss, he is, because he’s big and we are small.
But the bigger the bull, bigger the bull, bigger the balls.
The bigger the bull, the bigger and quicker and thicker the bullshite falls."

Jake Thackray

(I think he modified a George Brassens song)

[CommuteTooFar]

Tell me which one of you emit the most bullshit.

[Canardly]

How much do you want and where do you want it?

[rogerzilla]

And this is the next Mrs Johnson.  Well, I had to go further than that loser Cameron.

[Bluebottle]

I was promised a big heifer would milk me, not a big effer.

[Bluebottle]

Who is this charolais??

[Lightning Phil]

Cowgate has not yet hit the news. Daisy has been told to keep stum.

[Pedaldog.]

I Don't fancy Yours!

[Wowbagger]

Who is this oaf you have inflicted on me now?

[sprogs]

On top of everything else, the last thing Boris needed was "Cow-and-gate"

[Lightning Phil]

Well this one hasn’t resigned yet.

[Wowbagger]

Are you a Friesian or have you just come out of the fridge?

[Wowbagger]

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I'd have thought that Johnson would have tried to have rid himself of that inane toddle grin. In my view it's a far worse look that Gordon Brown's gurn.

[sprogs]

It's not "Neighh" you stupid blond fuckwit, it's "Mooo".