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Title: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: hubner on 21 December, 2018, 11:51:05 pm
There are loads of crap Christmas songs but there are some good ones, ie:

David Bowie and Bing Crosby - Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy (actually I only really like the part that Bowie sings)

Jona Louie - Stop the Calvary

The Farm - All Together Now
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Séamas M. on 22 December, 2018, 12:02:44 am
Arthur Mc Bride - Paul Brady
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: T42 on 22 December, 2018, 10:23:04 am
https://youtu.be/FOg7aPNLLG0
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Mr Larrington on 22 December, 2018, 11:48:12 am
Bzzzt!  "Stop The Cavalry" not a Christmas song, says Jona Lewie, who ought to know.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: rogerzilla on 22 December, 2018, 11:49:51 am
The Farm record is never played as a Xmas song, probably because it doesn't have bells in it.

My guilty pleasure is Johnny Mathis' "When A Child Is Born", even with the kitsch spoken bit.  "Black...white...yellow"  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Andrij on 22 December, 2018, 11:58:16 am
Pretty much everything on this recording (https://oytotheworld.com/).
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Jaded on 22 December, 2018, 12:04:37 pm
Fairy tale of New York
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: canny colin on 22 December, 2018, 12:38:59 pm
Sleigh Ride ~ Leroy Anderson & His Pop Concert Orchestra ( 1948 version )

Billy May ~ Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer Mambo

Dean Martin ~ I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm     
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: mattc on 22 December, 2018, 12:48:43 pm
Bzzzt!  "Stop The Cavalry" not a Christmas song, says Jona Lewie, who ought to know.
Yebbut Bruce Willis says Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie.

Actually I probably agree with Bruce on that one ... but Stop the Cavalry clearly IS a christmas song, and I'd like to see what %age of his royalties Mr Lewie would see without December being counted.

(It's my favourite, so I'm hardly going to reclassify it.)

The Bowie/Crosby thing is pretty fucking good too.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: EllysH on 22 December, 2018, 01:08:50 pm
Bzzzt!  "Stop The Cavalry" not a Christmas song, says Jona Lewie, who ought to know.
Yebbut Bruce Willis says Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie.

Actually I probably agree with Bruce on that one ... but Stop the Cavalry clearly IS a christmas song, and I'd like to see what %age of his royalties Mr Lewie would see without December being counted.

(It's my favourite, so I'm hardly going to reclassify it.)

The Bowie/Crosby thing is pretty fucking good too.
Die Hard takes place on Christmas Eve and includes smultz - it's a Christmas movie!

(And the best one)

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Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: T42 on 22 December, 2018, 03:40:30 pm
Fairy tale of New York

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Redlight on 22 December, 2018, 07:43:04 pm
Probably Stop the Apartheid Fascists by Rory McLeod.  I known the title doesn't sound very  Christmassy but it does contain this great chorus:

And I'm dreaming of a black Christmas
With black snow blowing outdoors
'Cos a black kid asked me why
She's never seen a black Santa Claus

Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: fuaran on 22 December, 2018, 08:53:28 pm
Malcolm Middleton - We're All Going To Die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbL9Vsobx8I
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: bobb on 22 December, 2018, 09:08:49 pm
FFS, the best Christmas song ever is Hey Santa (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af7LwnA913g) by Kevin Bloody Wilson.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: spesh on 22 December, 2018, 09:18:17 pm
http://www.thisiscabaret.com/rudest-christmas-song-ever-fascinating-aida/
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Torslanda on 22 December, 2018, 11:15:33 pm
FFS, the best Christmas song ever is Hey Santa (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af7LwnA913g) by Kevin Bloody Wilson.

Not the best KBW song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4RcSa2mm14) thobut . . .
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: bobb on 23 December, 2018, 10:50:30 pm
Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nud2TQNahaU&list=RDnud2TQNahaU&start_radio=1) is a great chrimbo choon. The bass line is insane...
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Peter on 23 December, 2018, 10:51:40 pm
Came up in the pub quiz last week!
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Pingu on 23 December, 2018, 10:54:53 pm
Bzzzt!  "Stop The Cavalry" not a Christmas song, says Jona Lewie, who ought to know.

And it's shite.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: fuaran on 23 December, 2018, 11:01:40 pm
The Killers have done a few nice things.
Don't Shoot Me Santa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ0Czo8
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Pingu on 23 December, 2018, 11:15:20 pm
There loads of crap Christmas songs but there are some good ones, ie:

David Bowie and Bing Crosby - Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy (actually I only really like the part that Bowie sings)

Jona Louie - Stop the Calvary

The Farm - All Together Now

Two out of three ain't bad :-)

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/christmas-songs-ranked-from-the-worst-to-fking-unbearable-20181222180847
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Gus on 24 December, 2018, 07:00:52 am
Tom Waits "Christmas card from a hooker in Minneapolis"

PRETTY MAIDS  "A Merry Jingle"

Dropkick Murphys  "The Season's Upon Us"
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Mrs Pingu on 24 December, 2018, 10:44:13 am
Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nud2TQNahaU&list=RDnud2TQNahaU&start_radio=1) is a great chrimbo choon. The bass line is insane...
I concur!
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: ian on 24 December, 2018, 11:02:49 am
Bzzzt!  "Stop The Cavalry" not a Christmas song, says Jona Lewie, who ought to know.
Yebbut Bruce Willis says Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie.

Actually I probably agree with Bruce on that one ... but Stop the Cavalry clearly IS a christmas song, and I'd like to see what %age of his royalties Mr Lewie would see without December being counted.

(It's my favourite, so I'm hardly going to reclassify it.)

The Bowie/Crosby thing is pretty fucking good too.
Die Hard takes place on Christmas Eve and includes smultz - it's a Christmas movie!

(And the best one)

DH is the Christmas movie. I'm sure we'll work through the boxset over the hols (minus number five on account of the fact that it is shit), but DH1&2 are Christmas Eve traditions.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Efrogwr on 24 December, 2018, 11:51:59 am
FFS, the best Christmas song ever is Hey Santa (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af7LwnA913g) by Kevin Bloody Wilson.


 :thumbsup: spot on!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: rogerzilla on 24 December, 2018, 12:18:09 pm
Bzzzt!  "Stop The Cavalry" not a Christmas song, says Jona Lewie, who ought to know.
Yebbut Bruce Willis says Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie.

Actually I probably agree with Bruce on that one ... but Stop the Cavalry clearly IS a christmas song, and I'd like to see what %age of his royalties Mr Lewie would see without December being counted.

(It's my favourite, so I'm hardly going to reclassify it.)

The Bowie/Crosby thing is pretty fucking good too.
Die Hard takes place on Christmas Eve and includes smultz - it's a Christmas movie!

(And the best one)

DH is the Christmas movie. I'm sure we'll work through the boxset over the hols (minus number five on account of the fact that it is shit), but DH1&2 are Christmas Eve traditions.
4.0 is shit too.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: ian on 24 December, 2018, 02:26:26 pm
Come on, it has Mary Elizabeth Winstead in it, which means it can't actually be bad.

Besides, it's brilliant. Signature bad guy and badass henchperson. Wisecracks. Unwilling sidekick. Gradual accumulation of injuries. And a bonus boot-up of movieOS. Everything you need from a DH film.

It's the last one which, tbh, the erasure of which from history ought to be the prime motivation for inventing a time machine (and evidence that time travel can't exist, because that's the first thing anyone would have removed from history, then Hitler and stuff). They should do all the Terminators other than 1 and 2 also.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Legs on 24 December, 2018, 02:31:31 pm
A Spaceman Came Travelling by Ol' Monobrow is awesome.

Keeping The Dream Alive by Freiheit isn't explicitly about Christmas but it's a choon, especially the extended version with extra brass.

All Alone At Christmas by Darlene Love.  Normally I can't stand Phil Spector's sound, but this just works.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: ian on 24 December, 2018, 02:39:41 pm
I had to turn off the radio. I reached the threshold. If I hear another repeat play Fairytale of New York (and worse, the sanitized version), I'll go postal.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: spindrift on 24 December, 2018, 03:17:42 pm
Kate and her Tunstalls cover a Bing classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAg-F8lWjac

Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: mattc on 24 December, 2018, 03:24:23 pm
I had to turn off the radio. I reached the threshold. If I hear another
bloody Die Hard discussion on bloody YACF at bloody Christmas,

.. oh shit. I started this, didn't I. I'll have to shoot myself  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: ian on 24 December, 2018, 04:00:35 pm
Be sure to wisecrack first.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Kim on 24 December, 2018, 05:59:14 pm
I had to turn off the radio. I reached the threshold. If I hear another
bloody Die Hard discussion on bloody YACF at bloody Christmas

Welcome to the party, pal.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: mattc on 24 December, 2018, 06:15:13 pm
What no-one seems to mention is what a crappy title it is. People wasted no time leaping on "Die Harder" for not making grammatical sense yada yada ... but "Die Hard" was an appalling title in the first place!

(Sorry Bruce - I still love you. x )
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: T42 on 25 December, 2018, 02:00:52 pm
Never seen it, watched trailer. Had forgotten that Bruised Willy once had  :o hair :o.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: ian on 25 December, 2018, 02:14:54 pm
It's an awesome title. Says all it needs to.

Fired it up on the DVD last night to supercharge our Christmas mood. Blimey, that was a different time. Smoking everywhere. Electrified poodle perms big enough to bang on the underbelly of the stratosphere (honestly, we don't even have smell-o-vision, but you could smell the hairspray). Car phones the size of impracticality. Shoulder pads that could stop a round. From a tank.

Anyway, it's a fucking A.

Tonight it's Die Harder. If there's one thing we can be sure of, John McClane wouldn't be letting any drone close his airport.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Peter on 25 December, 2018, 03:06:06 pm
Hoagy's classic "My Christmas Song For You".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0yeAVH3klc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0yeAVH3klc)
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Torslanda on 26 December, 2018, 10:34:12 am
It's an awesome title. Says all it needs to.

Fired it up on the DVD last night to supercharge our Christmas mood. Blimey, that was a different time. Smoking everywhere. Electrified poodle perms big enough to bang on the underbelly of the stratosphere (honestly, we don't even have smell-o-vision, but you could smell the hairspray). Car phones the size of impracticality. Shoulder pads that could stop a round. From a tank.

Anyway, it's a fucking A.

Tonight it's Die Harder. If there's one thing we can be sure of, John McClane wouldn't be letting any drone close his airport.

If you think that is embarassing just take a look at 'The Running Man'. Nuclear teeth!

And they didn't even have the excuse that it was Christmas . . .
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: hatler on 26 December, 2018, 10:53:34 am
Not recognised as such, but River by Joni Mitchell always touches a chord.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Peter on 26 December, 2018, 10:23:19 pm
A fabulous song.  The whole LP ("Blue") is marvellous.  The juxtaposition of Christmas coming and your child going (for adoption) is heartbreaking but made bearable by the sheer artistry of the writing and the performance.  Thanks, Joni - and Hatler!
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: citoyen on 15 December, 2020, 09:57:57 am
Heard this on the radio for the first time yesterday, though it's a few years old, apparently. Absolutely love it...

The Joseph & Mary Chain - 12 Days of Christmas
https://youtu.be/RG5WDXLqVDc


Another festive favourite that doesn't get nearly as much love it deserves:

Low - Just Like Christmas
https://youtu.be/IippcraBPKA
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Mr Larrington on 15 December, 2020, 11:19:03 am
This Unit has a soft spot for The Poacher's Christmas (https://youtu.be/0GKUj6rxgwI) by The Kipper Family.  DJ Random actually played it at a vaguely-appropriate time of the year last week.  Rather than, say, in late August on the Scorching PlainsTM of New Mexico like last time.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: citoyen on 15 December, 2020, 11:23:15 am
This Unit has a soft spot for The Poacher's Christmas (https://youtu.be/0GKUj6rxgwI) by The Kipper Family.

I like that. And it actually makes more sense than the original!
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: pcolbeck on 15 December, 2020, 12:11:49 pm
Santa never brings me a banjo - Kate Rusby

https://youtu.be/FOiIxu4WLTA

actually any Christmas song by Kate Rusby will do.
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Asterix, the former Gaul. on 15 December, 2020, 05:00:53 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJoPkvJiGWw
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: fuaran on 17 December, 2020, 12:17:55 am
Peat & Diesel, with the classic Fairytale of Stornoway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mwgm1_UHiE
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: tiermat on 17 December, 2020, 07:02:32 am
I'm surprised either of these haven't come up yet:

Hating You For Christmas - Everclear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEtU-_gJDNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEtU-_gJDNQ)

Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight) - The Ramones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIhIBFPtnoc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIhIBFPtnoc)
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Paul on 17 December, 2020, 11:19:12 am
New favourite: Chilly Gonzales - The Banister Bough (warning: unadulterated schmaltz): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moNTyMjumw8
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: Legs on 17 December, 2020, 11:53:49 am
This is something of a modern classic: Sufjan Stevens - Sister Winter (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OCdS5S20dg)
Title: Re: Favourite Christmas songs
Post by: spesh on 17 December, 2020, 12:46:46 pm
Given the current state of the world, I'm feeling a little... twisted... :demon:

https://bobrivers.com/category/twisted-christmas/