Author Topic: Weight loss paranoia thread (Read 8227 times)

groucho · « **Reply #25 on:** 12 November, 2008, 04:34:11 pm »

Baby Hippo + Liz Hurley.

Somehow I'd settle for 3 Liz Hurleys

Gandalf · « **Reply #26 on:** 12 November, 2008, 04:51:51 pm »

Teetering between a St Bernard and Ben Affleck

rae · « **Reply #27 on:** 12 November, 2008, 06:11:29 pm »

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210LB   15ST   95.45KG   Nicholas Cage
211LB   15ST 1LB   95.91KG   George Clooney
211LB   15ST 1LB   95.91KG   Bruce Willis
212LB   15ST 2LB   96.36KG   David Duchovny

So why aren't I beating the girls off with a shitty stick?

Zoidburg · « **Reply #28 on:** 12 November, 2008, 06:12:56 pm »

Quote from: rae on 12 November, 2008, 06:11:29 pm

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210LB   15ST   95.45KG   Nicholas Cage
211LB   15ST 1LB   95.91KG   George Clooney
211LB   15ST 1LB   95.91KG   Bruce Willis
212LB   15ST 2LB   96.36KG   David Duchovny

So why aren't I beating the girls off with a shitty stick?

Because you are only 5' 3"?

rae · « **Reply #29 on:** 12 November, 2008, 06:15:33 pm »

6'3", but point taken....

Frenchie · « **Reply #30 on:** 12 November, 2008, 06:15:45 pm »

Probably not far off Thierry Henry... <sigh>

Jezza · « **Reply #31 on:** 12 November, 2008, 07:20:18 pm »

Two Kylies.

Yoyo · « **Reply #32 on:** 12 November, 2008, 08:40:10 pm »

Baby Walrus

Joolz · « **Reply #33 on:** 13 November, 2008, 01:37:45 pm »

Between Renee Zellweger and Kelly Brooke

Andrij · « **Reply #34 on:** 13 November, 2008, 02:14:21 pm »

Quote from: Joolz on 13 November, 2008, 01:37:45 pm

Between Renee Zellweger and Kelly Brooke

*thinks of being between those two women*

*has moment*

*disappointed when reality sets in*

I'm very close to ~~looking like a pr0n star~~ David Seaman. $:-\$

mike · « **Reply #35 on:** 13 November, 2008, 02:17:07 pm »

Mrs Mike saw him in Boots at Kings Cross once. I got a very excited text from her saying 'he's really tall, and he's got really shiny hair... '

is that good?

Sergeant Pluck · « **Reply #36 on:** 13 November, 2008, 02:18:42 pm »

Should I know who Pascal Cygan and Fergus McFadden are?

Jacomus · « **Reply #37 on:** 13 November, 2008, 02:21:07 pm »

Justin Timberlake

Blodwyn Pig · « **Reply #38 on:** 22 December, 2008, 05:44:41 pm »

somewhere in the merky depths between mel gibson and harrison ford, but will probably reach 2 orangatangs by new years day. Oh dear! pass me the bucket!

pdm · « **Reply #39 on:** 22 December, 2008, 06:57:27 pm »

2 Male Orangutans....
But then my father did always say that he caught me in the mountains, shaved off my hair and cut off my tail to stop it re-growing.....

Butterfly · « **Reply #40 on:** 23 December, 2008, 10:49:22 am »

Justin Timberlake
Collin Someone
Jacomus-rides-Jen

hellymedic · « **Reply #41 on:** 23 December, 2008, 10:51:09 am »

Nightshade

mrcharly-YHT · « **Reply #42 on:** 23 December, 2008, 10:57:48 am »

2 weeks ago I was 2 Kylies

Now I'm Johnny Depp.

I knew I should be eating more!

oncemore · « **Reply #43 on:** 23 December, 2008, 11:43:28 am »

Nearer to Angelina Jolie than a Baby Walrus. Altho' I know nothing of the former other than that I've heard her name, I rather assume that it would be better to be close to her than to the latter.

clarion · « **Reply #44 on:** 23 December, 2008, 11:49:35 am »

Marilyn Monroe + Shakira. That's a party.

Bill Clinton. That's depressing.

toekneep · « **Reply #45 on:** 23 December, 2008, 12:21:58 pm »

I have recently become an average American woman. Mrs. TKP is not going to be pleased about that I can tell you for nothing.

TheLurker · « **Reply #46 on:** 23 December, 2008, 01:23:41 pm »

Hmm. Somewhere between Gabrielle Amies (who she?) and two baby manatees.
At least I know what a manatee looks like.

hugo15 · « **Reply #47 on:** 23 December, 2008, 02:12:03 pm »

Robbie Williams

simonp · « **Reply #48 on:** 23 December, 2008, 02:29:02 pm »

Having lost weight, I'm now a James Hickman. Who?

Wowbagger · « **Reply #49 on:** 23 December, 2008, 04:24:27 pm »

Two Sandra Bullocks (but I'm none the wiser) and a partridge in a pear tree.

Author Topic: Weight loss paranoia thread (Read 8227 times)

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