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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4175 on: 30 January, 2021, 10:05:35 pm »
Marc Riley played it on the radio the other night. JCC most definitely does not belong this thread.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4176 on: 30 January, 2021, 10:11:59 pm »
Marc Riley played it on the radio the other night. JCC most definitely does not belong this thread.


I agree. My point was the feral appearance of the last nominee.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4177 on: 04 February, 2021, 04:47:08 pm »
Not fast & rarely furious

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4178 on: 04 February, 2021, 05:19:25 pm »
Box of frogs
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4179 on: 04 February, 2021, 06:39:39 pm »
Hello!  Because BRITAIN is an island nation, we can't close the borders like wot them Australians can.  New Zealand, you say?  Never heard of it!  My name is Grant Shapps, Michael Green and Sebastian Fox and I'm a Super-Twat!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4180 on: 04 February, 2021, 07:47:23 pm »
Right Said Fred. And Heathrow Airport. Covidiots.
https://twitter.com/AlexInAir/status/1357368509135810561?s=19
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4181 on: 04 February, 2021, 07:53:07 pm »
I expect their next single to be a duet with notable covidiot and Super-Twat Laurence Fox.
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Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4182 on: 12 February, 2021, 01:38:12 pm »
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4184 on: 12 February, 2021, 02:04:11 pm »
Ms Patel, for saying protests are dreadful, especial the BLM protests of last summer

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/feb/12/priti-patel-hits-out-at-dreadful-black-lives-matters-protests?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Does she see a white person when she looks in the mirror?

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4185 on: 12 February, 2021, 02:09:58 pm »
Ms Patel, for saying protests are dreadful, especial the BLM protests of last summer

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/feb/12/priti-patel-hits-out-at-dreadful-black-lives-matters-protests?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Does she see a white person when she looks in the mirror?


She doesn't see herself; she is in invisible in mirrors.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4186 on: 12 February, 2021, 02:11:15 pm »
Ms Patel, for saying protests are dreadful, especial the BLM protests of last summer

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/feb/12/priti-patel-hits-out-at-dreadful-black-lives-matters-protests?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Does she see a white person when she looks in the mirror?


She doesn't see herself; she is in invisible in mirrors.

She's deported her reflection?

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4187 on: 12 February, 2021, 03:08:09 pm »
^
Ver' good.

Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4188 on: 12 February, 2021, 05:18:16 pm »
Ms Patel, for saying protests are dreadful, especial the BLM protests of last summer

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/feb/12/priti-patel-hits-out-at-dreadful-black-lives-matters-protests?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Does she see a white person when she looks in the mirror?
That was my first thought.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4189 on: 12 February, 2021, 05:20:39 pm »
It's just a bloody suntan.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4190 on: 12 February, 2021, 05:31:50 pm »
I think that she's a vampire....

rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4191 on: 12 February, 2021, 05:34:59 pm »
Vampires aren't normally so well-upholstered.  You can't just order up blood from Ocado, y'know, you have to chase it.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4192 on: 12 February, 2021, 06:27:24 pm »
A vampire's being pale and slender is a recent construct. European folkloric vampires were described as dark and bloated.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4193 on: 12 February, 2021, 06:46:16 pm »
Ms Patel, for saying protests are dreadful, especial the BLM protests of last summer

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/feb/12/priti-patel-hits-out-at-dreadful-black-lives-matters-protests?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

From the article

Quote
Patel’s comments came after the Commons leader, Jacob Rees-Mogg, accused the London mayor, Sadiq Khan, of overseeing “loony leftwing wheezes” following the creation of a landmark commission to improve diversity in the capital’s public spaces.

Quite right, Jakey-baby!  I mean, they've already got a statue of Ghandi, the wretched ingrates!  What more do they want, Mandela's Column?

One is Jacob Grease-Smugg and one is a Soooper-Twat.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4194 on: 12 February, 2021, 08:32:38 pm »
At least one person in the commons has got the measure of JRM...

https://twitter.com/jeffsprogress/status/1359936751280734211?s=21
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4195 on: 02 March, 2021, 08:27:40 am »
Ant Middleton

Not sure if he's been mentioned here before but if not, I feel other offences should be taken into consideration. Not a nice person.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4196 on: 02 March, 2021, 08:42:15 am »
Ant Middleton

Not sure if he's been mentioned here before but if not, I feel other offences should be taken into consideration. Not a nice person.
He looks like he should have REAL GRIPPING HANDS™ and EAGLE EYES
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4197 on: 02 March, 2021, 10:53:03 am »
In a childhood attempt at wartime realism, me and a friend set our action men on fire.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4198 on: 02 March, 2021, 12:38:22 pm »
At least one person in the commons has got the measure of JRM...

https://twitter.com/jeffsprogress/status/1359936751280734211?s=21

Brilliant

Speaker obviously not paying attention. Or he agrees with the sentiment.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4199 on: 03 March, 2021, 06:00:41 pm »
Pontins

https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/pontins-traveller-gypsy-blacklist-surnames-ehrc-892968

Let's blanket ban people called O'Reilly, Gallagher etc, 'cause that's not racist or anything.

I don't quite understand why this isn't front page news.
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