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meddyg

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Caption it #1878
« on: April 21, 2021, 09:22:19 pm »

Basil

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2021, 09:39:24 pm »
Hello? I'd like to order one of those peetsaz they have now.
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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2021, 10:00:41 pm »
"Hello Mum, I got the job!"

Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2021, 10:13:47 pm »
Could you repeat that, sir - Doctor Who?

Basil

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2021, 10:39:23 pm »
Hello, wardrobe?  You're bloody rubbish.
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And remember that friends who organise things on Facebook aren't proper friends anyway.

Basil

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2021, 10:41:09 pm »
Control?  There's a black family in Trafalgar square. I need back up.
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And remember that friends who organise things on Facebook aren't proper friends anyway.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2021, 12:01:14 am »
Hello… Sarge… yeah, it's like “Life On Mars” only with Nigel Fartrage instead of Gene 'unt
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meddyg

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2021, 10:20:16 am »
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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2021, 10:27:28 am »
"Ooooh a Panda you say Sarge, yes of course I want one."
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Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2021, 11:18:49 am »
"Hello, Arm Response."
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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2021, 03:10:25 pm »
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2021, 06:49:19 pm »
They promised me a mobile phone and all I got was this crappy Tardis.
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Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2021, 07:34:02 pm »
"Yes, a Postillion has been struck by lightning."
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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2021, 06:16:37 pm »
“De_Do_Do_Do,_De_Da_Da_Da”