No such thing as hills. Optical illusions. Figments of your imagination.
We did indeed spot an Arch as we were setting off for what turned out to be a 43 mile adventure, including fish and chips, 2 chocolate and fizzy pop stops, an ascent of the Alpe de Givendale (followed by the rather lovely descent of Grimthorpe), jam butties at granny's house, a comedy off road section and a visit to a play park. No wasp stings, thankfully.