IKEA sell a food-safe mineral oil for the treatment of their chopping boards, countertops, etc.; at a couple of quid for half a litre it may be worth a punt?
Oh! I do need to go at some point to pick up a picture frame...
In the meantime, collating this information so you don't need to:
ليس هناك خطراً من الاشتعال الذاتي .يجب
Kendiliğinden yanma riski bulunmamaktadır
Ni nevarnosti samovžiga
Nema rizika od samopaljenja
Нет опасности самовозгорания материала
Δεν υπάρχει κίνδυνος αυτοανάφλεξης
Nema rizika od samozapaljenja
Няма риск от самозапалване
Nehrozí nebezpečenstvo samovznietenia
Nu există riscul de combustie
Não há risco de autocombustão
Nėra savaiminio užsidegimo pavojaus
Nepastāv pašaizdegšanās risks
Süttimisohtu pole
Nie ma ryzyka samozapłonu
Az öngyulladás kockázata kizárt
Non c’è rischio di autocombustione
No existe riesgo de autocombustión
Nehrozí riziko samovznícení
Det finns ingen risk för självantändning
Itsestään syttymisen vaaraa ei ole
Det er ikke fare for selvantenning
Ekki er hætta á sjálfíkveikju
Der er ingen risiko for selvantændelse
Er is geen risico voor zelfontbranding
Il n’y a pas de risque d’auto-combustion
Es besteht keine Gefahr der Selbstentzündung
Danish Oil is food safe
ooh! I think I might have some Danish oil - will have to dig it out and read the label!
Will have a mooch around those other things/links people have suggested too.