Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces  (Read 382639 times)

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3100 on: 13 April, 2023, 12:35:41 pm »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-65260945

Golly pub loses CAMRA award eligibility.

The photo of the pub shows a couple of large England flags flying.  That would tell.me all I needed to know.

I admit we had gollies in the 70s and in no way associated them with black people*, but times have changed.


*my sister had a proper realistic African baby doll (as would be owned by a black child) brought back by an aunt from South Africa.  It was as far from appearance to a golly as you can imagine.
There was a make of dolls in the 70s called Sasha dolls, made in Sweden IIRC, which were not only available in a variety of realistic skin tones and facial features, they also had realistic child proportions and even – though this had to be later removed for the UK market at least – realistically shaped child genitals. Obviously that's not what your sister had, but does show that similar-ish things were available here too way back then.

What did his sister have, and how do you know!!
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Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3103 on: 13 April, 2023, 10:55:46 pm »
Without the extraneous crap in the URL.

I see what you did there...

cygnet

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3104 on: 13 April, 2023, 11:11:20 pm »
Without the extraneous crap in the URL.

I see what you did there...

Thanks for both the new link and the explanation. :)
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quixoticgeek

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3105 on: 14 April, 2023, 12:05:46 am »
Without the extraneous crap in the URL.

I see what you did there...

I'd like to say it was intentional. Alas.

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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3106 on: 15 April, 2023, 07:52:12 pm »
Wow displays his usual grasp of popular culture, this being a story that everyone else on the internet was talking about for a fortnight, three prime ministers ago  ;D
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3107 on: 17 April, 2023, 03:37:17 pm »
The golly pub story rumbles on:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-65297070

The BBC has used the Braverman-with-devil-horns photo again  ;D
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3108 on: 17 April, 2023, 04:19:35 pm »
A photo of the alleged graffito shews a CDC accompanied by the phrase or saying “BIG BLACK COOK”.  This leads me to suspect that Mrs Gammonella did it herself :demon:
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3109 on: 18 April, 2023, 07:24:42 am »
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3110 on: 18 April, 2023, 09:22:20 am »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-65306552

Sex pond bombed.

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Vernon

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3111 on: 18 April, 2023, 09:04:31 pm »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-65306552

Sex pond bombed.

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The council's fitness branch, 1 Leisure, said issues were also caused by people wearing Deep Heat, fake tan and make-up.
That'll be the Pompey lasses then (or maybe the local drag queens).
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3112 on: 20 April, 2023, 10:18:29 am »
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/23465290.standoff-canal-river-trust-tries-evict-boater/

Live updates as the Canal and River Trust try to evict a recidivist boater.  My experience of people who live on boats (Mr L has an amusing term for them), based on a grim canal holiday, is that they are among the most "difficult" people you are likely to encounter, and resent the rest of the world.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3113 on: 20 April, 2023, 10:37:20 am »
The term in question was invented by my erstwhile grate frend Samfast, a Filthy Lying Journalist Scum, for one particular boat-dweller, viz. my erstwhile grate frend Uncle Marvo.  Marvo freely admitted the accuracy of the term “aqua-pikey”.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3114 on: 20 April, 2023, 02:05:56 pm »
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/23465290.standoff-canal-river-trust-tries-evict-boater/

Live updates as the Canal and River Trust try to evict a recidivist boater.  My experience of people who live on boats (Mr L has an amusing term for them), based on a grim canal holiday, is that they are among the most "difficult" people you are likely to encounter, and resent the rest of the world.

Oi!

I used to live on boats. (Yes, plural, I had a boat-buying addiction.)

Please don't lump all boat-dwellers in the 'aqua-pikey' category, it is quite offensive. A bit like saying that all people who live in caravans are thieving violent aresholes.

I've lived on mooring strings alongside aformentioned aquapikeys and it was horrible.

I feel duty bound to explain some things here about CRT and licencing.
There are basically 2 sorts of licence you can have for an inland boat;
Continuous cruiser
Permanent mooring.

A continuous cruiser can only moor up for a period of up to two weeks. They must make attempts to be 'navigating' around the system (this is to stop people just shuttling up and down a couple of miles).

Permanent moorers pay mooring fees, usually for a specific location. This can be in a private marina or on a CRT mooring. That is on top of a licence fee.

Apart from the additional expense of mooring fees, there is a massive problem of there simply not being enough moorings. CRT have used multiple methods of massively jacking up the costs of moorings, plus they have shut down many previous residential moorings (in theory you aren't permitted to live aboard at a non-residential mooring). Being on a residential mooring implies lots of things, including paying council tax (in a marina, the marina will pay this and it is part of your fees).

So, you get quite a few people like 'George'. They don't have a mooring. They don't have permission to reside there. They pay the continuous cruiser fee and shuffle about a bit. While they have my sympathy (many of them would pay for a permanent residential mooring if one were available at anything close to a reasonable price), they are also a pain for people who just want to use the system. Genuine continuous cruisers get to a canal and find the entire bank lined with boats that never move - even though they are in 'temporary' locations. Nowhere to stop.
'George' has a heritage boat, and was in the middle of doing restorations. He had materials and tools on the canal bank while he was doing his work.
CRT know that if they get rid of George, they can rent the mooring for far more to a person who wants a permanent mooring for their holiday boat. They own the canal bank, so they take George's materials and tools away. Is this theft? Erm, yes. Removal of items with intent to permanently deprive.

So, while I wouldn't want to live next to George's mess, he has my sympathy.
CRT will likely lift out two 120-year-old heritage boats, that should be restored and crush them.

If they were old historic buildings being knocked down for modern flats, we'd be furious.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3115 on: 20 April, 2023, 09:30:20 pm »
It's a busy news day in Swindon, with a free lesbian sex show.

https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/23470319.drunk-womens-sex-acts-outside-iceland-leaves-onlookers-disgusted/

Seriously, the town centre is full of drunks and other addicts to the point of being unsafe now.  They shag outside the job centre too.
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Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3116 on: 22 April, 2023, 07:22:02 pm »
Swindon. Sorry.

Train museum has old things in it! (PS, I am standing for election)

https://www.wiltsglosstandard.co.uk/news/23469620.steam-museum-tired-absolutely-dead-swindon-mum-says/
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rogerzilla

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T42

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3118 on: 23 April, 2023, 05:17:16 pm »
Swindonian patois ^^^ has rules all its own:

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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3119 on: 23 April, 2023, 05:50:32 pm »
The Swindon Advertiser is written by semi-literate meeja studies grads in an Oxford office these days.  Somehow this makes the content even funnier.
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T42

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3120 on: 24 April, 2023, 08:32:06 am »
It used to be "those as can't, teach".
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3121 on: 27 April, 2023, 12:55:26 pm »
Meanwhile, in Bradford, they have a hairy problem with their drains.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-65412064
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3122 on: 27 April, 2023, 01:22:21 pm »
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/sunderland-cctv-b1076742.html   


Sunderland man has a way with the birds.....  :jurek:
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3123 on: 27 April, 2023, 01:32:56 pm »
Good job it wasn't a swan.  Those can break your *checks notes* arm...

rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3124 on: 27 April, 2023, 02:50:37 pm »
He needs to brush up on the definition of seagulling.
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