Had a parcel delivered£ this morning, spot on the earliest time specified, which was good. I then got a text from Parcelfarce (it was a contracted out delivery, Van was un-logoed). “We’ve left your parcel in a safe place”. I heard the van stop, and the knock on the door, and managed to get to the bedroom window within 5 seconds, to see the guy stood taking a photo of it leant against said door. Which is in full view of the street about 2m from the road. Safe place my arse. And then “We’ve left a card with details of where your parcel is”. Like f**k you have.