I lose my rag just by seeing a copy of the Daily Mail. Have solved that problem by not walking down that aisle in the supermarket. And no one reads newspapers on commuter trains anymore.
Am almost tempted to try to become a professional comedian so that I can appear on Mock the Week for headlines you would least expect to see.
"We're Sorry" from the Daily Mail
"Daily Mail readers losing their rage over cyclists"?
Anyway, must go as they've just said Mrs May is going to be on the telly.
I need to switch it off and do something 'useful'