Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces (Read 377962 times)

Arch · « **Reply #175 on:** 11 March, 2013, 02:59:18 pm »

Quote from: Rhys W on 11 March, 2013, 11:17:53 am

Slow news day on the outskirts of Swansea.

LOL!

Basil · « **Reply #176 on:** 11 March, 2013, 04:25:39 pm »

Thank god someone has finally seen sense in Llwchwr.

Efrogwr · « **Reply #177 on:** 13 March, 2013, 09:55:08 pm »

Quote from: Rhys W on 11 March, 2013, 11:17:53 am

Slow news day on the outskirts of Swansea.

Is Llwchwr near Llaregub?

Tom M · « **Reply #178 on:** 13 March, 2013, 10:19:39 pm »

Not local to me, but an absolute corker nevertheless

Amazing...

Kim · « **Reply #179 on:** 13 March, 2013, 10:41:47 pm »

Those poor peanuts....

Arch · « **Reply #180 on:** 13 March, 2013, 10:43:28 pm »

Quote from: Tom M on 13 March, 2013, 10:19:39 pm

Not local to me, but an absolute corker nevertheless

Amazing...

"But he was then spotted on CCTV in a phone box setting light to a packet of peanuts while also punching them."

What did the poor peanuts do to him!?

Arch · « **Reply #181 on:** 13 March, 2013, 10:44:36 pm »

Quote from: Kim on 13 March, 2013, 10:41:47 pm

Those poor peanuts....

Toady · « **Reply #182 on:** 15 March, 2013, 10:22:10 pm »

Anger as faeces found in Brighton and Hove council opposition office

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An investigation has been launched as officials try to get to the bottom of who is responsible for the foul play in Kings House, Hove.

spesh · « **Reply #183 on:** 15 March, 2013, 10:25:28 pm »

Quote from: Toady on 15 March, 2013, 10:22:10 pm

Anger as faeces found in Brighton and Hove council opposition office

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An investigation has been launched as officials try to get to the bottom of who is responsible for the foul play in Kings House, Hove.

Two councillors, one cup?

red marley · « **Reply #184 on:** 15 March, 2013, 10:48:46 pm »

Quote from: Arch on 13 March, 2013, 10:44:36 pm

Quote from: Kim on 13 March, 2013, 10:41:47 pm
Those poor peanuts....

<envisions photo of peanuts looking sad in front of phone box>

http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/post/45285399182/dear-jim-this-happened-recently-in-a-little-town

Wowbagger · « **Reply #185 on:** 15 March, 2013, 11:11:27 pm »

rogerzilla · « **Reply #186 on:** 16 March, 2013, 03:13:22 pm »

Linked from the council poo story above, another great one with a photo.

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9846650.Poo_found_in_Brighton_council_microwave/

Jaded · « **Reply #187 on:** 16 March, 2013, 03:55:37 pm »

And then there is the did it/didn't it horse "rescued" from swimming pool story also from clicking links

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10294725.Horse_rescued_from_swimming_pool/

Kim · « **Reply #188 on:** 22 March, 2013, 01:18:28 pm »

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/10306221.Finger_licking_BAD__Student_finds_kidney_in_KFC/

That's a chicken kidney, not horse or anything interesting.

Bledlow · « **Reply #189 on:** 22 March, 2013, 01:31:31 pm »

Chicken kidney? Perfectly edible. Makes very good gravy. What's the idiot whining about?

Kim · « **Reply #190 on:** 22 March, 2013, 01:34:45 pm »

Quote from: Bledlow on 22 March, 2013, 01:31:31 pm

Chicken kidney? Perfectly edible. Makes very good gravy. What's the idiot whining about?

Traces of chicken found in a KFC, presumably.

Thor · « **Reply #191 on:** 22 March, 2013, 02:00:38 pm »

Randy couple thrown out of Hatfield McDonald’s

Jaded · « **Reply #192 on:** 23 March, 2013, 10:02:24 am »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21875431

NFN.

Deano · « **Reply #193 on:** 23 March, 2013, 04:59:34 pm »

Fatal Attraction: The Student Years.

Ian H · « **Reply #194 on:** 23 March, 2013, 07:00:28 pm »

Cornish slurry fetish.

Kim · « **Reply #195 on:** 23 March, 2013, 07:05:49 pm »

What, again? Surely the slurry's a bit cold for that sort of thing...

Thor · « **Reply #196 on:** 23 March, 2013, 07:29:41 pm »

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he has masturbated in a muck spreader and set fire to outbuildings

he must really be generating some heat!

Jaded · « **Reply #197 on:** 23 March, 2013, 07:46:50 pm »

I imagine that would need quite a lot of tissues.

Deano · « **Reply #198 on:** 23 March, 2013, 07:49:34 pm »

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The child came across him naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud.

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #199 on:** 23 March, 2013, 09:57:52 pm »

Quote from: Jaded on 23 March, 2013, 10:02:24 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21875431

NFN.

They might not be pretty enough for supermarkets but they look much like the parsnips labelled "dirty parsnips" in the greengrocer's, except less muddy.

Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces (Read 377962 times)

Toady

red marley