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Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1250 on: 13 September, 2016, 03:48:57 pm »
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hellymedic

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1251 on: 18 September, 2016, 12:35:51 pm »
Hope the yacf ironometer is working...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-37395593
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Bledlow

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1252 on: 18 September, 2016, 12:44:40 pm »
 ;D
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hellymedic

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1253 on: 21 September, 2016, 02:05:06 pm »
Family of sweet shop thieves return to pay.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-37427897
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Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1254 on: 23 September, 2016, 08:35:32 pm »
Laundering, you say...
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Tim Hall

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1255 on: 23 September, 2016, 10:18:34 pm »
Quote from: Jaded on 23 September, 2016, 08:35:32 pm
Laundering, you say...

Added a missing = sign for ease of use.
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spesh

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1256 on: 23 September, 2016, 10:27:35 pm »
Quote from: Jaded on 23 September, 2016, 08:35:32 pm
Laundering, you say...

Who does he think he is, Tywin Lannister?  :demon:

ETA - And the judge's name... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=doody  ;D
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Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1257 on: 23 September, 2016, 10:46:40 pm »
Thanks. I fixed it!
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Guy

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1258 on: 27 September, 2016, 01:04:47 pm »
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'Painful erection' spiders found in family's fruit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-37472013
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1259 on: 28 September, 2016, 12:41:54 pm »
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PaulF

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1260 on: 29 September, 2016, 11:34:22 am »
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An employee at Abingdon Health and Wellbeing Centre, who wished to remain anonymous, said: "There is something going on but I do not know what.

"Somebody came in and said police cars are outside but I have not seen any.

"We are open as normal."



http://www.oxfordtimes.co.uk/news/14766465.Large_police_presence_and_helicopter_hovering_in_Abingdon/?ref=mr&lp=18
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Ian H

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1261 on: 29 September, 2016, 07:40:45 pm »
"Woman pictured performing sex act with dinosaur an 'all time low' for Exmouth"

Apparently is was a model of a T-Rex emerging from its shell.

Link to Excess and Error (as our local rag is nicknamed)
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ian

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1262 on: 02 October, 2016, 11:47:44 am »
Blimey, I hope the people of Exmouth don't learn where those children once emerged from.

Isn't there's an entire dino-sex thing going on anyway?

And where's the head?
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Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1263 on: 08 October, 2016, 09:23:19 pm »
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1264 on: 08 October, 2016, 09:26:37 pm »
http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/14789188.Swindon_railway_station_prepares_for_the_arrival_of_electricity/

We'll have hot running water and dial-up internet by 2050, you mark my words.
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spesh

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1265 on: 08 October, 2016, 09:44:45 pm »
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1266 on: 08 October, 2016, 09:47:17 pm »
"Fancy coming back to my place?  I'm hung like a flea."
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Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1267 on: 09 October, 2016, 11:59:16 pm »
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Ian H

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1268 on: 10 October, 2016, 12:34:00 pm »
Quote from: ian on 02 October, 2016, 11:47:44 am
Blimey, I hope the people of Exmouth don't learn where those children once emerged from.

Isn't there's an entire dino-sex thing going on anyway?

And where's the head?

The head went in a separate vandal attack – no known sexual motive.   See also the psychedelic rhinos in the area.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1269 on: 10 October, 2016, 09:25:06 pm »
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spesh

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1270 on: 10 October, 2016, 09:58:48 pm »
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Polar Bear

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1271 on: 10 October, 2016, 10:04:14 pm »
Quote from: spesh on 10 October, 2016, 09:58:48 pm
Quote from: rogerzilla on 10 October, 2016, 09:25:06 pm
http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/14791078.UPDATE__Multiple_clown_sightings_cause_panic_across_Swindon/?ref=ar

The Shadow Cabinet have been out canvassing, then?  :demon:

There are close to 600 clowns in parliament.   The SNP have thus far imo proven to behave with greater wisdom and intellect than the established bunch.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1272 on: 10 October, 2016, 10:05:42 pm »
I tell you what, I'd be bricking it if I were booked to open a new fast-food outlet as Ronald McDonald in the next three weeks.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1273 on: 11 October, 2016, 01:01:56 pm »
Top Tip: When threatened by a clown while driving your motor-car, do not drive away from the clown at high speed, thereby risking an accident.  Instead, jam it into first, floor it and drive straight at the japester while shouting "Laugh THIS off, you red-nosed jizzbadger", and let Darwin sort it out.

Bonus points for pouring a bucket of whitewash over the twitching, bleeding corpse :demon:
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LittleWheelsandBig

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1274 on: 11 October, 2016, 01:08:27 pm »
People are scared of idiots dressed as clowns? Grow up and scare them off.
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