[HAMR] The Guinness Book of Ridiculous

[Jaded]

Just seen David Willyamis getting a GBWR for being kissed 55 times in 30 seconds.

There's no way Steve should be associated with that kind of crap. Even for £4,000 or want ever the ridiculous fee is.

[Jabba]

Ahh but Guinness know that the likelihood of Walliams getting scurvy/lockjaw/or just plain injured while attempting that heinously difficult record was very low therefore they're happy to ratify it.

Whereas someone doing say a cycle ride of a few miles or so might have issues ....... 

did that sound cynical enough 

[Wowbagger]

The kissing record could easily be broken with more people kissing the person concerned, in more places...

*heads off for NSFW*

[Psychler]

Considering that the record attempt for kissing followed a film about ebola it was probably a bit crass ( although obviously in a good clause).




Before anyone else says it -

Psychler = curmudgeon.

[Mr Larrington]

But it's all for charidee...

I was itching for one of the fancy-dressed poomonkeys to approach me with a bucket in Sainsbury's this afternoon so's I could tell them where to go and where to put said bucket but sadly they didn't.  Bah