Sadly, no photo.
So you'll need to imagine this in your heads.
I think I need to send my Cock-o-meter off for repair and recalibration, as I think I've overloaded the input.
Taking Junior #2 to football down near Aberdeen Beach this morning, I stopped by in the car park of the Cinema / Restaurants area at the beach.
And there it was:
Porsche Cayenne? Check.
Personalised Number plate? Check.
Not just the 'normal' personalised plate, mind. Only 3 characters. '1 BJ'or somesuch. Check.
Towing a Jetski. Check.
Parked diagonally across not one, not two, but three spaces. Check.
The spaces were all Disabled spaces. Check.
I think that must be asymptotically close to the limit of the Cock function.