VHF! VHF obviously! It's a marine communications device - a safety radio."Hello Coastguard, hello Coastguard, this is solo kayak in difficulties outside Kraken's Maw.""Solo kayak this is Exmouth Coastguard. It's you again, isn't it, Gates?"or the future version:"Hello solo kayak, this is Rescue Inc, 'Replacing The Coastguard With A PFI For Everyone's Benefit, Especially Our Shareholders'. We're sorry that you are in difficulties. To pay for a rescue by credit card, press one..."