OK from serious to surreal in 3 posts. What have I learned?
1 - if a tree is going to land on you, there's pretty much nothing you can do, and you are screwed.
2 - trees are less of a worry than the bears inside them.
3 - bears are almost certainly less of a worry than flying sharks.
4 - which are in turn less of a worry than squirrels
5 - YACF is pathologically incapable of taking anything seriously - including imminent
DETH from rampaging flocks of killer trees.
That about it?